Unfortunately Lil Wing remains unable to grasp the concept of irony, or even all but the most rudimentary forms of humour. It's why he spends much of his time in a state of annoyed confusion.
Unfortunately Lil Wing remains unable to grasp the concept of irony, or even all but the most rudimentary forms of humour. It's why he spends much of his time in a state of annoyed confusion.
i think you guys should listen to lilwang.
butt sex is a very serious thing. it's no laughing matter.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Here they come. I'll carry on from Miso:
LW, is gonna be at the BUTT end of some jokes here if he doesn't relax.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
This thread is not about me. I have my own sense of humor filled with innuendo and sarcasm.
This thread is about anal sex, and it is something that you should not be joking around about. You can really get hurt if you don't know what you are doing; if it's some kind of joke.
For the record, the original poster is not the only viewer we are helping out. Think of all the teenagers that will not see through your irony that will go and actually try those things. Hows that for irony? Kudos to you, just for that.
He's right, guys. Anal sex is no laughing matter.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
:sigh:
Here's the low-down on anal, Fras (and anyone else thinking about it).
[url]http://www.sexinfo101.com/ic_anal.shtml[/url]
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Also, I should throw in that when she actually lets you in on her bum, make sure you are in a quiet environment where nothing spontaneous will happen. If a pot in the kitchen falls on the floor, that could make anal sex very uncomfortable, because the sphincter muscle you do not have control over will tighten. The best thing is to have some kind of repetitive music playing in the background... like electronic. That way the noise level is constant, and if something makes a disturbing noise, it just kind of blends with the music. Make sure the music is all pretty much the same level volume too.
Funny, I was thinking they should play the soundtrack from Brokeback Mountain...
okay, sorry, sorry, I can't help meself.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Anal is not for me. That particular hole holds no allure for this chap.
OMG I'm totally dying here...
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Also, might I throw in, don't put the lube next to the icy hot on the night stand. I had a really bad time with that and my last girlfriend. Told all my friends about it, now we have an inside joke about icy hot, lol.
wow. you just took that horrible situation and turned it into a wonderful lesson to teach all of us lucky people here on the forum.
what else would you say is important to consider, you think?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
If you want to give her a dirty sanchez, punch her in the back of the head.
(that's just a joke)