Shortest I ever dated was 4'10". She was 27 and I was 24 years old. I was running alot back then and she'd run with me. She was a fast little bugger, I will say that much for her
Plus, the first time she took me out for a run with her, she ran me all over town, then back to her place, where she proceeded to give me a blowjob while we laid out on her front lawn.
I am not kidding.
She was 95 pounds. Very tiny.
Was not really attracted to the height. Fortunately, her legs were proportionate to her frame, but her hands were little monkey paws.
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baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
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baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Yuck. Sweaty, stinky man parts. She was a kinky and unsanitary girl.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
At the time, I really wasn't too worried about what she was putting in her mouth....
...it was a nice summer day. I was sitting on a warm lawn, drinking a bottle of root beer that she'd given to me...and getting taken care of. A shower could wait for a few moments.
Oh, my Gyver! Right there in the middle of the day? WTF?
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