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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiechi
    Uh OV you claim you don't like people who already have sex and nympos and such, thus you wouldn't wanna jack off to any of that shit, what the **** do you jack off to?
    What doesn't he jack off to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiechi
    Uh OV you claim you don't like people who already have sex and nympos and such, thus you wouldn't wanna jack off to any of that shit, what the **** do you jack off to?
    A picture of your mom. Seriously?..I just think about it..I dont know.

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    What doesn't he jack off to?
    Man, unlike you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    A picture of your mom. Seriously?..I just think about it..I dont know.

    So your telling me you think about doing a "Virgin"? If not it's completly contradictory to your previous posts explainin' "How nymphos, whores and sluts are the biggest evil on this earth".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiechi
    "How nymphos, whores and sluts are the biggest evil on this earth".
    When did I say they are evil lol? I dont want a relationship with any of those.
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    being that nearly everyone has already lost their virginity and i hate to think of nymphs... i only jack off to virgins. i'm too scared to have sex so this way, i will never lose my virginity and thus stay clean for the rest of my life. occasionally i will be a bad boy and wack it to a milf but i tend to keep things very virgin.

    j/k haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional
    being that nearly everyone has already lost their virginity and i hate to think of nymphs... i only jack off to virgins. i'm too scared to have sex so this way, i will never lose my virginity and thus stay clean for the rest of my life. occasionally i will be a bad boy and wack it to a milf but i tend to keep things very virgin.

    j/k haha

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    That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. I did almost pee myslef though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins
    being that nearly everyone has already lost their virginity and i hate to think of nymphs... i only jack off to virgins. i'm too scared to have sex so this way, i will never lose my virginity and thus stay clean for the rest of my life. occasionally i will be a bad boy and wack it to a milf but i tend to keep things very virgin.

    j/k haha

    raverboy

    That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. I did almost pee myslef though.
    Actually I give you props illusional, that was hella funny.
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    Yes...hella.

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    I love to masturbate slowly so that it builds up and I'm throbbing, changing my grip and pressure. I'll switch from sliding the skin slowly up and down with a firm grip to lightly sliding my hand up and down with little pressure. The friction feels great! Also, phone sex...what a turn on...I get great orgasms!

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    hahahahaha! omg! that bruise has gotta hurt! doesnt it hurt when you start to jigga lig..haha, and not he bag doesnt burst... you just put a little bit of lube in, not like, fill the hole frickin bag...but yeah, take it easy up there... or you'll start to have a ""guy period"" hahahaha... jk..gack!

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