I got dumped

[Lacey]

hey donutboy, i would like to soak up some warm California rays.. i don't care if your desperate because so am i.

[Junket]

Oh damn.

Daaaaaaamn.

[bohemiandonut]

Ha! (to Frasbee)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (to EVERYONE else)

::begins to furiously compose a private message to lacey::

Hmmm, "Dear Most Beautiful Girl Ever..." No... "Dear Honey-Blonde Angel (And Most Beautiful Girl Ever)" Yes!

I'm glowing! Lacey, check your mailbox soon!

::looks menacingly at anyone else who plans to send Lacey a PM::

[Innova]

I'd care less, go ahead lol...

[Illusional]

whoa... now that you're single, watch all the single people of the forum hit on your like flies on shit.

raverboy

[Junket]

I would...but she doesn't look my type.

[Innova]

You'd still hit it if ya got the chance, admit it :p

[Junket]

I'm not denying that, not one bit.

But I like most people, are selective when it comes to giving chase.

[Innova]

I know, I know...I'm just havin a bit of fun.

No judgement

[abercromqt20]

as you should be Fras.....

[Only-virgins]

You'd still hit it if ya got the chance, admit it :p

I would hit her..........................with a bat.

[Innova]

Such anger lol....

[Illusional]

haha... there are many pretty girls in this world, but only a selected few are actually worth chasing.

raverboy

[bohemiandonut]

What!?!?! Have any of you seen this girl's picture?

How could she be not anyone's "type?"

I mean... Wha? How?

::head explodes::

[Innova]

Clam down there!!

rings..
:: Operator ::
911, how many we help you..
:: Person ::
MAN ON FIRE!!!
:: Operator ::
...click...
:: Person ::
..wtf!!...