I agree that this shouldn't be a deal breaker. Granted, it is a bit traumatizing, but I wouldn't over-analyze this whole situation.
I agree that this shouldn't be a deal breaker. Granted, it is a bit traumatizing, but I wouldn't over-analyze this whole situation.
I probably shouldn't admit this, but I had this happen to me too! Granted I was in college at the time, and the guy was only 19, but still disgusting!
I was grossed out as well, but honestly it didn't alter my feelings for him. We ended up dating for over 3 years, and the story actually became something we laughed about. In fact, he said that when I reacted with sympathy for his embarassment rather than anger, he knew he really loved me. I am not sure if that is horribly depressing, or romantic, but there you go.
Drama queen?
I sneezed once during sex and my snot went all over her face. It was a bit of an 'errr shit, sorry, errrr' awkward moment but we laughed about it afterwards.
Get the **** over it ffs. It's not like he shit in your mouth.
LOL at username!!!!^^
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Hmm...if you love him it shouldn't be a deal breaker. Like other people mentioned, is there something else that is bothering you and maybe this is just feeling like the straw that broke the camals back?
Its weird, you say a few cocktails. Sounds like he must have been shit faced to not feel puke coming on. I KNOW when I'm going to puke.
Is he possibly abusing liquor?
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
I was once in bed with my ex bf. I went down on him and was going for his balls...can't remember the exact movement but my face was down there and my hand was sort of slipping under his arse (he was lying on his back)...and all of a sudden I realise there is poo on my fingers...
I really didn' know what to do (I am talking about a guy who was other than this episode very hygienic)...I chose to remain silent...
At the time I thought it would alter his confidence, we were just getting to know each other...
Now I want to send him an email saying 'Listen! this is how much I loved you dim-wit!'
On the subject of gross stuff happing during sex: I think I win!!!!!
Sookie, will You get angry if I call You a poop-finger now? This was just too funny
I wazzzz here
Muhahahahaha , but I won't That was just mega funny MDR
I wazzzz here
He's lucky you didn't give him a Dirty Sanchez
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
See "blumpkin" too sometime. Absolutely gross. I like to believe those things are made up by 13 year old boys and that people really don't do that sorta thing.
In college my ex boyfriend used to alwasy threaten to "donkey punch" me. Who does that stuff?
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
sookie...jeez im crying laughing so hard..people in my office think i ahve lost the plot!
You definately win!..and if that ever happened to me..well..OMG!!!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.