I think my friend might be a homo

[Love'sReject]

Clearly, it is. First, you don't have friends in life which leads to second): you must view me as some sort of virtual friend, or otherwise have some kind of gay fixation. Third, you're gay. Fourth and last, OWNED.

[luvcoq]

Dont kill yourself bro, i'm yanking your chain. I dont think youre gay. I doubt you could even get a dude to touch that little maggot dick of yours. I reckon you have 2 real friends, your mom, and your therapist. 2 more than me though i suppose. Owning people on the internet is pretty gay i reckon. Just saying.

[Love'sReject]

Bro, just.....no. Why you hatin'?

[luvcoq]

Im tired bro, catch you on the flip side for more unfunny pish. You've turned me into a very average troll, and for that i can never forgive you. Forums should hire you to bore people to stop trolling. Im off to self- harm, then sleep.

[Love'sReject]

Cool story, bro.

[Gaylord Focker]

Been a bit worried about one of my friends lately. You see, he's like 22, great bodand never had a gf or even seen a womans titties(apart from comics ofc). He goes to community college to study ballet or something which I admire and when he's not doing that, he just hangs around with his mom at the mall. I try to get him to come out with the guys on a scaturday night , but he prefers to stay home with his mom and watch re-runs of dawsons creek and golden girls. It's not normal for a man his age and i'm sure the last time i was at his trailer, I caught him trying to hide some gay porn under his bed.

I suppose my question is, how do I let him know how i really feel? Me and the guys like to go dancing at an all guy club and we want to bring him

Please help

Um, wear condoms?

[aforester]

Settle down buddy. The guy has different tastes from you. It is okay to be friends with someone who doesn't think like you.

[Love'sReject]

LOL, I think I can speak on the long-time regulars' behalves when I say, Imma, we miss your antics.

[wisdomeze]

i even wonder why bothering yourself. relax guy.

[Love'sReject]

Who's the one "bothering" themselves?

[smackie9]

Been a bit worried about one of my friends lately. You see, he's like 22 and never had a gf or even seen a womans titties(apart from comics ofc). He goes to community college to study ballet or something and when he's not doing that, he just hangs around with his mom at the mall. I try to get him to come out with the guys on a saturday night, but he prefers to stay home with his mom and watch re-runs of dawsons creek and golden girls. It's not normal for a man his age and i'm sure the last time i was at his trailer, I caught him trying to hide some gay porn under his bed.

I suppose my question is, should I stay friends with him, because im worried that I might catch his gayness from him, if that's possible??? I almost forgot to add he is still a virgin, with a woman I mean. I'm not sure if he's been up the brown hill yet, but it wouldnt surprise me.

Please help

Catch his gayness...seriously? You are an idiot. Dude you are born gay, you don't catch it like a disease. His situation is very difficult emotionally. Here he has a mom that expects him to get married and have kids, and a friend that expects him to go out with the guys to sex it up with the ladies at the bar. How horrible for him at any moment be under scrutiny, and lose his friendship with you and others, and to break his mother's heart...that is a huge cross to bare. Have some empathy. If you are truly his friend you will support him when he finally makes that step to "coming out of the closet" and remain a friend to him.

[Love'sReject]

Smackie...you think he was being for realz? This is clearly a thinly veiled delineation of me.

[CoolStoryBro]

lol. Smackie been on the gin again.

[smackie9]

Hey real or not there is something for everyone.

[smackie9]

Personally I think there are no real posters on this site anymore..... everyone with their alter egos, and multiple personalities.