what if after death

[Mish]

If I'm still alive or conscious on some level the furnace will see to it.

But

What if the essence of your mind consciousness remains in the ash and will forever be trapped in the garbage disposal?

[Gribble]

Beats being trapped in whatever passes for the intestinal tract of a worm.

[Only-virgins]

I know for a fact that eco is not gay.

I am actually more sure about there being no after life.

[Indignant]

I am actually more sure about there being no after life.

But there's afterlife, OV! It's the only way for you to lose your virginity when you arrive in Paradise and God gives you 70 virgins!

[Only-virgins]

But there's afterlife, OV! It's the only way for you to lose your virginity when you arrive in Paradise and God gives you 70 virgins!

Hard to lose one's virginity when your dick has decayed in the world of the living. Thus I must get a new dick in heaven, however if one gets a new dick in heaven wouldn't that make everyone a virgin there once again?

[Indignant]

Hard to lose one's virginity when your dick has decayed in the world of the living. Thus I must get a new dick in heaven, however if one gets a new dick in heaven wouldn't that make everyone a virgin there once again?

oh come on, this is not rocket science. you should know better that -we don't keep our bodies, you will be given a new young and better looking body.

[ecojeanne]

well i've never experimented, maybe i'm a closet gay. dig is pretty hot. i think i'm twisted the way i have realized i want a new bf that looks exactly like my ex.. ugh, so maybe I’m not. anyway i'm over the whole being conscious after death thinking, it was just a freak thought, i think i'll choose cremation...just incase

thanks for your replies everyone and sorry mis if this thread annoyed you, i didn't mean to upset anyone.

[misombra]

i'd like my body to be fed to eagles when i die.

[ecojeanne]

^^^ thats a really cool idea actually mis

[Only-virgins]

oh come on, this is not rocket science. you should know better that -we don't keep our bodies, you will be given a new young and better looking body.

Better looking? yea right that's not possible for me.

[Lipp]

i'd like my body to be fed to eagles when i die.

That's what the mongols did back in the day. Wrapped the dead in blue cloths and dropped them on a high mountain for the eagles to feast on them.

[misombra]

really? i'd like to hear some stories about that.

[Only-virgins]

really? i'd like to hear some stories about that.

You're alone on that one.

[misombra]

you know you wanna know all about it you little smarty alec.

[Only-virgins]

you know you wanna know all about it you little smarty alec.

History is evidence of human stupidity. I want nothing of it and avoid history like the plague. I however do want a BJ, pleeeeeease miso...just a small BJ for OV?