scottish - have ginger mullets, eat haggis
pakkistannis - eat curry, own a corner shop, have too many kids
irish - drink guiness, IRA
French - ignorant, eat frogs legs, snails
english - speak posh, drink tea
welsh - dumb, shag sheep
scottish - have ginger mullets, eat haggis
pakkistannis - eat curry, own a corner shop, have too many kids
irish - drink guiness, IRA
French - ignorant, eat frogs legs, snails
english - speak posh, drink tea
welsh - dumb, shag sheep
chinese - sell pirate dvd's, kung fu,
Illusional---- Invest in a decent rice-cooker.
Hey Donut- this one's for you.
Police:
*like donuts
*eats donuts
Fat police:
*been on the force for a while
Skinny police:
*rookies (have to catch up on donuts)
hmmm, now I want a donut.
"Ogres are like onions."
Good one, Arty:
Addition:
Cops:
*unevitably develop a condescending attitude
The one about fat police..I think it's just that most people eventually get fat as it is, so they just follow the trend..plus most of the time they don't do a whole lot of chasing criminals..mainly driving around or sitting around..
ahh. but eating all that donut doesn't help them keep their physique.
ha, just realized my avitar's a monkey... haha
okay, this one's for me.
monkeys:
-eats only bananas
"Ogres are like onions."
chlorine, actually we have a good rice cooker in the house. i'm just lazy to actually cook rice because i rarely eat it.
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
That is SO true!Originally Posted by artyemi
people from l.a.: faces full of botox, boob jobs and plastic surgery, skinny, tanned.
people from nyc: rude, loud, and in a hurry.
I agree with this post.Originally Posted by bohemiandonut
black people dont do country
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
People change and forget to tell each other.
*men can't dance
*white people can't dance
*white boys REALLY can't dance
*women can't drive
hey, hey, you already used that one already..Originally Posted by nomas
dayam the women drivers, get off the road already.
"Ogres are like onions."
Oops..you're right..I used it in the first post. Sorry..I forgot.
Well, what do you think, can women drive or not?
How about old people? Can they drive?
Old people:
*live in Florida
*can't drive
*are senile
Women can drive, except for the annoying ones who are putting on lipsticks, talking on cell phones, reading newspapers, fixing their hair, or whatever else women get distracted doing.
And old people need to get off the road. I think they're as bad as drunk drivers.
Men-
*always want sex
"Ogres are like onions."