How do you masturbate?

[RSK]

i also like soup.........cool......

Junsui.......your name is up their with misombra, in terms top LF names!

but when i add the 'soup' part, it's GOLDEN...

...Junsui Soup

[PhaZo]

in ur avatar is that summer from the OC ?

[Junsui]

Yes, it is!

[Tone]

dont really know , the lady takes care of all those problems , i would recommend not to masturbate while driving ...here are reasons why :

1. someone with a car taller than yours can see you ( hummers , minivans , trucks)

2.You can easely cause accidents because you lack of attention on the road and someone else might see you beating it and stare thus crashing .

3.Where do you wipe your cum off ?

4. It would be bad if a cop caught you and you woulnt be able to tuck it in , in time .

5. If you crash , you do realize you will be found with your dick in your hand while still having a boner , what kind of image do you want to send to ppl (family , friends ) that you had Road Sex Rage ?!?!

6.If you crash and dont die instantly , then you will have to go to the hospital and
your dick might just break in half ... not rip , just break ... CRAAAKK! so fast forward a couple of hours and there you are with a mini cast on your dick ...

7. what if its cold ... it is winter ( well sort of getting there) so what if one day your hand gets stuck , you know , precum leaks on your palm , your beating it softly , BAM .. its frozen .

8. what if you ejaculate and it accidently squirts on your eye or windshield ... bahha , the faces of ppl when they find your dead corps would be priceless .

9. no really , where DO you wipe your cum off ? under your seat ?

the possibilities are endless ...

LOL!! This had me rollin

[carpflounder]

LOL..Tone, Vamp is one funny Canadian bastard.

btw how do you like to masturbate Tone?

[Junket]

Lately I've been masturbating maybe once a week in the shower.

It's hard to find time, and I'm usually too tired at night.

I've been around these 6 girls so long some of them are really beginning to look hot.

[Tone]

btw how do you like to masturbate Tone?

I've found that lately, like you, I've been havin to use my imagination a lot more, too.

Fras, I don't like to whack it in the shower. And wow, get a grip dude, I seen some of those girls and yea...

[carpflounder]

I don't really like to jerk off in the shower either. There isn't enough room in mine, so I have to jab at my dick. Jacuzzis are fun to jerk off in though.

[Junsui]

Then don't you just sit in your semen when you do that?

I like masturbating in the shower.

[Tone]

Never done that.

I've had sex in one before though. It was AWESOME.

[carpflounder]

Then don't you just sit in your semen when you do that?

No, because when I've done this I've pulled my dick right above the water when I was cumming. So I had my load in my hand, and then I just chucked it away.

[Junsui]

Ahh ok, I see. That's an interesting way to do it.

[Rosebud]

LMAO.... Late Vamp is cracking me up lately!!!!

[crickle]

I have to say, I'm glad to be female. I think we have the upperhand when it comes to masturbating. We seem to have more options as to how we can go about it.

[Rosebud]

Well there's lot's of options for guys as well, But I'm with you I'm glad I'm female!!!