I would date someone who looked like Benjamin Franklin as long as he had piles of hundred dollar bills.
Spammer Spanker
So close.. had me at the slut part, lost me at the "take him for all he's worth" part.Well I'm going to snag a rich man, I'm decent looking with big knockers. Then I'm going to marry him and take him for all he's worth. I want to be Elle. I hated her so much only because I wanted to be just like her.
The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx
This ^^had me close to crying...with laughter...
and this
Pushed me over the edge!!!I love women with really white teeth, I once had sex with a girl who's teeth were so shiny, I saw my reflection in them, it was like I was making love to myself, it was the best sex I ever had.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
^ diddo...
Eyes, its always the eyes...
I don't think there is such a thing as universal "good taste" if you like it then who else cares?
so paul cho loves the shiny teeth. I don't see anything wrong with that. all you gotta to to accomplish that is good dental hygeine.
You want to know what catches my eye just like any other guy in the world? a nice proportionate ass and a good set of proportionate tits. Lets face it;If you're like 4'0 nothing, scoring fake DD's and a huge bubble butt, it becomes a turn-off than it does a turn on.
just to demonstrate:
would you rather fool around with these funbags
[url]http://www.fashionrat.com/images/fake-breasts11.jpg[/url]
or these titties?
[url]http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ccfXzoHNhow/RzPQ2BLAALI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/A4tsaXwfn4M/Kendra7.jpg[/url]
and again with asses
this ass?
[url]http://www.justbcoz.co.za/headspace/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fatasses.jpg[/url]
or this ass?
[url]http://13.media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvociidp3tn7m2Clso1_500.jpg[/url]
It's all about proportion, my friend.
Last edited by Thelovedoctor; 23-01-10 at 06:14 AM.
OMG those examples are pathetic. First of all pick shit that is at least SOMEWHAT realistic.
picture 1- okay yeah right.
picture 2- you do realize that those are still not proportionate if they were they'd at least be real.
picture 3- uh huh that wasn't edited
picture 4- finally something that might actually be real even then I doubt it hasn't be perfected through touch up.
I am attracted to really, really skinny guys with "jew-fros." If their shoulder blades stick out like wings.....I am done for. I have NO idea why it just does it for me. Of course, I date outside my type. I am more about personality than looks.
I have noticed I am not the type that catches guy's eyes. I have small boobs, and am average looking. Guys that get to know me though always end up finding me attractive. I think I have to fester on them for a while.
Fake or not, I have actually seen women with those kinds of fugures; with the exception of the extremely large tits.
besides, why does it concern you if they're real or not? are you gonna be motorboating knockers or throwing it in some chick's backdoor in the future?
not perfect, but much closer to being perfect than the top one. who exactly has perfect tits that are real?you do realize that those are still not proportionate if they were they'd at least be real.
Ass, tits, legs, face, teeth, in that order. Need all of them to be acceptable.
face and teeth can be fixed with a paper bag or doggy style, and legs are not a priority, unless they got legs like chewbacca.
ass before face? I don't suck that much ass, I'd rather look at a pretty face.