lol! its true!
sex sells:
[url]http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vulva[/url]
lol! its true!
sex sells:
[url]http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vulva[/url]
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching
I'd like to slam my hammer in your cunt.
Don't expect anything.
I hear ya, Fras. I dislike the words tits and boobs. Breasts sounds plain weird unless I'm talking about dinner, though.
On another note, anyone know why women get so pissed at the word cunt? Calling a guy a dick is practically a term of endearment. Call a girl a cunt and she'll want to dismember you.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFmRypAYz_E"]YouTube - George Carlin - Dirty words[/ame]
My personal favorites are meat whistle, moneybag, pink taco, whiskerbiscuit, jumblies, knockers, tigglebitties, whoppers, honkers, and boggers.
I love the word "boobies". It brings me to my happy place.
Haha this thread has reminded me of what my Mum used to call the vagina when I was little. She used to call it a "fairy".
Needless to say I was slightly confused at school when the teacher read fairy stories to us..oh the imagery
Haha!
That's awesome.
Nah, my mother always referred to them as penis and vagina.
She was also a nurse.
I prefer to call a vagina a pussy or hatchet wound. Hatchet wound really turns me on
For penis, penis itself is fine. Pleasure rod is an acceptable alternative
Boobs = melons?
"You have lovely melons"? Not bad, and it suggests a mouth will get involved.