Dumping lines

[Lynx3]

If I told my ex I was gay, she'd beat the living #%#@ out of me. She doesn't like
gay people, prejudiced like that or something.
but my break up line is

8."I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me....so I am doing you a sort of favour, aren't I?"

7. "You're my best friend in the world, and I love you to death...but you're like a sister to me." (lol think of telling your gf shes like a sister to you?)

6."I miss being HAPPY!"

5."I can't see myself with you when I am eighty."

4. "We don't DO our emotional business in the same way."

3."Where do we go from here? We've done everything already."

2."I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out."

1."It's pointless for us to be together because I'm going away in 2 years for university."

[Mish]

I think if you wanted to break up being a nutcase would work well, quite well:

1. Our stars will never be aligned for us to have a solid relationship.

2. The numbers of your year of birth, month and day combined completely contradicts mine. According to numerology we will hate each other and I can't be with some one I hate

3. According to our palm readings we are not destined to be together. You can't fight destiny!

4. I remember being with your mother in my past life

5. Or if you want her to dump you.

Slip cassually that you are converting to Islam and the reason is that you can have no regrets about having four wives in the future

[Only-virgins]

Shut up and get out of my truck.

LoL, that sounds like something a hick would say.

[clynn]

When I've been the one doing the breaking up....I've always been honest, to the point of being brutually honest, if warranted. just because I always think that on the other side of the fence, I want honesty myself...even if it hurts. Then there just isn't any messing around. PLUS...sometimes I think you can learn from experience.

So....I've said "You drink too much, smoke too much, are lazy and rude."

[carpflounder]

Would it have been ok if he just drank like a fish and smoked like chimmney but treated you real good?

[clynn]

Is that a proposition?

[carpflounder]

Maybe..what state are you in?: )

[tregga]

this one will rock yo world, twice.

i just dont have feelings for you anymore
why not?
because i like your best friend
SON OF A FEMALE DOG! [not said out loud, just in my head]

[Tone]

Hey LF is letting us say 'bitch' now?

[tregga]

uh oh, its my first day!

[Gigabitch]

I had a boyfriend flip out because I wouldn't marry him after 5 months together (I was 19). We had a big fight and didn't speak for a week. Instead of breaking up with me, the freako went out, found someone else and married her.

Sure showed me.

[Tone]

haha Giga how do you live with yourself each day knowing what you could have had!

uh oh, its my first day!

No it's just that before when you tried to say "bitch" it would be "*****".

[Gigabitch]

haha Giga how do you live with yourself each day knowing what you could have had!

LF, baby. It's the only thing that gets me through.

And to think I could have been Mrs. Norman Bates.

[Converse]

Yeah if you married OV!

[Gigabitch]

Yeah if you married OV!

OMG- I think he just drove by my work. Freakin' stalker.