[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM"]YouTube - Show Me Your Genitals[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM"]YouTube - Show Me Your Genitals[/ame]
Don't expect anything.
Hey gorgeous.., I missed you.. great to see you back
I don't see a friend request by you btw..
While we're on the topic..
That just shows how much you care about me
You don't even love me enough to look through all the John Smiths to find me
You're the worst girlfriend ever!
We're not friends anymore!
I'm posting, texting, calling, and e-mailing you to tell you that I'm mad and ignoring you!
In a related story..
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liuMlxVlHNE"]YouTube - Jack Bauer Needs a Sandwich[/ame]
If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.
5 to 6 hours?! What was she doing? Took bath, shaved, Putting on foundations, eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick, lipliner, blush, hair extensions, curl her hair extensions, her eyelash extensions, raid her closet for the "perfect" outfit, find the "perfect" shoes for her perfect outfit, model in front of the mirror to make you she looks perfect?
My advice: date someone who looks more natural?
"What Women Do That Make Men Go Crazy?"
Take off their clothes.
Give blowjobs on the first date.
Invite their sexy friend to join in.
Not talk.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
No, no, no. I meant it's crazy good when they don't talk. Not crazy bad.
Basically watch a porno and try to model your life after it. For example, if you must speak keep it limited to praising your boyfriend's penis.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
I'm confused...why don't you come over and show me how it's done?
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”--George Carlin
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
Well, what drives men crazy about women? Hmm. Giggling is highly annoying. Being late to be manipulative is annoying. Not holding utensils correctly is embarrassing...its embarrassing to have to sit across the table from her. Talking to me like I'm one of her girlie-friends...discussing feelings, etc...having diarrhea of the mouth.
American women, I will agree, are generally a pain in the ass and not overly intellectual. A generalization, but there's truth to what's being said. But, things foreign aren't always a vast improvement. Thanks to globalisation, everyone gets infected with American media and its role models.
If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.
Awww yeah I'm hard now!