How can I convince my GF to poop less often?

[VincenzoG91]

I could have sworn that somebody posted this same question earlier this year at Love Forum.

[cosquin]

And what do you wait we do? Build a second bath budy.

[basilandthyme]

I also remembered the previous post. I looked in the OP's info for a link to the previous post, but it wasn't under this username. The previous question was very similar although he wasn't expecting his girlfriend to wait for a whole a week.

The previous one was the far more successful troll....this one was too damn obvious

[smackie9]

This will give you a giggle......

[bluesummer]

Obvious troll is obvious.

Although....I did have a friend who's boyfriend didn't want to 'know' that girls went to the bathroom at all. Whenever we used his bathroom, us girls (girls ONLY) had to turn the tap on lest he 'hear' anything. I used to purposely make over the top groaning and sighing sounds, and by the time I got out he'd be red-faced and furious.....yet somehow he relished explaining every bowel movement he ever made. Psy-cho.

For the record, going twice a day is ideal and healthy. You can get sick if you aren't 'regular' and indeed you CAN die from not pooping, assuming it goes on for a couple months. Where's Nurse Vashti??

[Jimlin000]

Marry a robot? :/

[pcmaster]

For the record, going twice a day is ideal and healthy. You can get sick if you aren't 'regular' and indeed you CAN die from not pooping, assuming it goes on for a couple months. Where's Nurse Vashti??

Shes pooping.

[Nicgianni1]

Maybe she should get checked out by a doctor. Maybe Chrone's disease. Sounds like some issues.

[smackie9]

You got some issues if you think being regular has something to do with Chrone's disease.

[FAndrews]

i seriously hope this person is a troll, what a weird question!

[dickriculous]

PIITB as hard as you can first thing in the morning, if you're good you can pound a good 3 or 4 days worth out of her each time.

[lover145]

is this serious? lol

[HeartIsAching]

No, of course not.

[Lilia]

Guys! Seriously?? Why do you keep feeding the troll? = ) ANd can somebody explain to me how on earth is this thread so popular?

[dickriculous]

ANd can somebody explain to me how on earth is this thread so popular?

We are closet fecal fetishists