Favorite positions anyone?

[Innova]

I'd uh say it, but Zekk would ban me from the forums rofl.

[squirrley]

oh come on....were all friends here

[Innova]

Trust me, under secret law of um AIM convo's...it cannot lol.

Jane is Zekk's girl lol, this was before.

[jane]

ROFL ..... hey.. im a mod.. I wont ban you .. I dunno know about Zekk though,,

[squirrley]

What the hell are the "off" issues anyway?
What does someone do or say to get the boot in the ass?

[Innova]

ROFL Zekk would kill me Jane...

If your like Diesel, then your gone lol.

[squirrley]

I missed all of that? Damnit, sounds though like he was a #1 Classified Asshole, and I missed those, where was I?

I really liked the girl who told us all to go to hell though!!
Truth does hurt...I even know that...

[Innova]

Trust me, im glad you girls missed. I was first to battle this one hit wonder..and it got to me...every one of his comments. I was defending this forum and you girls.

Yes, the truth does hurt...but a lie punctures you, making you bleed.

[squirrley]

Well, I will say this, I would've been more than happy to oblige in telling this mf off. There are how many women on this forum on a regular basis? What 3 as of recently? So guess it was directed at us. But hey, there are 2 of us who know the truth, and that truth doesnt hurt....

[MVPlaya]

Oooohhh... favorite positions? How about all of them?

But personally, I think its not just the position, its about the foreplay.

I sometimes love to just move all of her body, to kiss each and every part of it and make her discover erogenous zones she never she knew she had. But the best part is teasing her, watching them get frustrated as I play with them is the best part of it. I never just "get to it." I know they want it, but I make 'em work for it. When I'm doing it right its like they lose rational thought, the sexual tension just explodes inside them. Its good too when the girl just instinctively knows your good and is a little afraid, almost like pressure to perform, you can channel all these emotions into the most mind-blowing sex ever.

As for positions, doggy style is probably my favorite. Sometimes I love to get rough with girls. A fave is as me and my partner are both dressed and flirting, to practically pick her up and bend her over the closest furniture, kitchen table, or washing machine (no ovens). And just rip her pants off and give it to her like nothing she's ever had before.

[sfalexi]

No ovens MVP? I think it'd create this sexy theme of danger and excitement. Sorta like if you were to have sex on a waterbed, but while wearing studded latex clothing! Oooo. Sounds like it could make a good porn. Just think, right when the couple climaxes, the studs get shoved into the waterbed containing fish inside and it explodes leaving the fish flopping on the ground. And you could have a closeup of a flopping fish and match it to each orgasmic thrust of the girls hips. Then synchronise them to the very deathdeath of the fish . . and the end of the orgasm. It could be a very tasteful and artistic porn.

Alexi

[MVPlaya]

ROFL.

I guess you're right, I mean, I'm all about channeling emotions right. Think of the fear and excitement she's experiencing as she's bent over the oven and holding onto the turning knobs for grasp. If I do it right she might accidentally start turning a little too. Things could get reeeaaaal hot.

I like your waterbed idea. But how about a shark, think danger, not cuteness. A little floppy goldfish? No, I want the mother****ing jaws of all sharks.

[sfalexi]

No, I want the mother****ing jaws of all sharks.

It'd have to be a damned big water bed. Like . . . Queen-sized or something . . . .

[sfalexi]

. . . Or. . . . Oprah-sized . . . .

[squirrley]

You guys are absalutely nuts...but hell MVP you have that right on the foreplay issue. knowing how to do that is the key.
I love to take his penis and use it as a toy and rub it all over my well ya know,until I climax, and then him do me....ruf ruf...
And I am at the point where the damn end table would work...
This whole fantasy of sharks in waterbeds and shit, what??????
Ya'lls imaginations DO run wild dont they?????

Ok, let me ask this, do you like it when the woman is control? Takes ALL of the initiative? handcuff ya, do what they want to ya? blindfold you? so you dont know what's coming?