^^^I'm frickin sexy as hell...zebras are some good lookin animals....kinda stupid...basically a striped mule but they do have prolly the best fashion sense in all of Africa....thank you.
^^^I'm frickin sexy as hell...zebras are some good lookin animals....kinda stupid...basically a striped mule but they do have prolly the best fashion sense in all of Africa....thank you.
yeah, but i bet that your ASS is still white as hell.
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
I do have one white and hairy 'ASS'
Nice farmer tan, Fras. Now you just have to change your last name to Chavez and you're all set.
Spammer Spanker
Farmer tan, hahaha.
I got pretty tan when we went to Turkey, but now I am back to my pasty white self because I spend all my time in a crypt like a monk reading books.
Well I need the farmer's tan so you guys can see before and after.
Hahaha, like those OxiClean commercials with Billy Mays.
choy chavez.... how does that sound??
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
dude, you need to wear sunscreen.
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Choivez works for me.
Spammer Spanker
Maaaan. I'm so pale I'm translucent, AND I spent an entire weekend on a boat, in the sun. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Alabaster all the way. So lame. I hate you, Fras.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
Headin' down to the beach this weekend!
It's gonna be great. It's a pleasant 75 degrees which is great for just being at the beach while not feeling obligated to get into the water.
I'm gonna tan sooooo goooood.
I always wanted to try tanning my penis.
What if I use like SPF 15 or something?