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Thread: I have morphed into a Mexican in time for summer.

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    ^^^I'm frickin sexy as hell...zebras are some good lookin animals....kinda stupid...basically a striped mule but they do have prolly the best fashion sense in all of Africa....thank you.

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    yeah, but i bet that your ASS is still white as hell.

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    I do have one white and hairy 'ASS'

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    Nice farmer tan, Fras. Now you just have to change your last name to Chavez and you're all set.
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    Farmer tan, hahaha.

    I got pretty tan when we went to Turkey, but now I am back to my pasty white self because I spend all my time in a crypt like a monk reading books.

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    Well I need the farmer's tan so you guys can see before and after.

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    Hahaha, like those OxiClean commercials with Billy Mays.

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    choy chavez.... how does that sound??

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    dude, you need to wear sunscreen.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Choivez works for me.
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    Maaaan. I'm so pale I'm translucent, AND I spent an entire weekend on a boat, in the sun. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Alabaster all the way. So lame. I hate you, Fras.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    Maaaan. I'm so pale I'm translucent, AND I spent an entire weekend on a boat, in the sun. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Alabaster all the way. So lame. I hate you, Fras.
    haha really? My milk-white condition makes me get burned with just 15 minutes of sun...

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    Headin' down to the beach this weekend!

    It's gonna be great. It's a pleasant 75 degrees which is great for just being at the beach while not feeling obligated to get into the water.

    I'm gonna tan sooooo goooood.

    I always wanted to try tanning my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I always wanted to try tanning my penis.
    Ur just askin for some blisters in a bad spot.

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    What if I use like SPF 15 or something?

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