the dumb people

[Gigabitch]

Zarathu, Quake does not qualify as a sport. I want to get your e-athletic ass out into the sunshine and make you run three miles. You would probably e-vomit.

[Junket]

Zarathu, Quake does not qualify as a sport. I want to get your e-athletic ass out into the sunshine and make you run three miles. You would probably e-vomit.

I can run 3 miles no problem!

[Gigabitch]

I can run 3 miles no problem!

That's because you're one of those people who goes outside sometimes. Zarathu, I suspect... not so much.

[King Zarathu]

Zarathu, Quake does not qualify as a sport. I want to get your e-athletic ass out into the sunshine and make you run three miles. You would probably e-vomit.

Haha! Quake DOES qualify as an eSport. And yes, I can run 1 mile straight without stopping.

Three? No.

[Gigabitch]

Haha! Quake DOES qualify as an eSport. And yes, I can run 1 mile straight without stopping.

Three? No.

What if I were chasing you?

[King Zarathu]

What if I were chasing you?

I would chase you back.

[Gigabitch]

I would chase you back.

We would smack our foreheads together, because, like the title of this thread, we're dumb people.

[King Zarathu]

We would smack our foreheads together, because, like the title of this thread, we're dumb people.

Haha! And then I would get turned on by your boobs smacking against my stomach (I'm that much taller than you).

[Gigabitch]

Haha! And then I would get turned on by your boobs smacking against my stomach (I'm that much taller than you).

I'm 5'9", you jackass. I could kiss you without getting on my tiptoes. Not that I would, because you're unripe.

[King Zarathu]

I'm 5'9", you jackass.

Shorty.

I could kiss you without getting on my tiptoes.

Damn right you would! That's because you've already put yourself on a pedestal.

Not that I would, because you're unripe.

Get off your pedestal. Then, be sure to use your tiptoes.

[Gigabitch]

(Giga: Shoves pedestal any anything else handy up Zarathu's ass)

(Zarathu: finally satisfied, smiles.)

[King Zarathu]

(Giga: Shoves pedestal any* anything else handy up Zarathu's ass)

(Zarathu: finally satisfied, smiles.)

Nice, except for one thing....

You shoved the spell check up my ass before you typed that.

[Gigabitch]

Nice, except for one thing....

You shoved the spell check up my ass before you typed that.

Damn! What else did you find up there? Have you seen my Good Judgement? How about my old wedding ring? Where's my cat?

[King Zarathu]

Damn! What else did you find up there? Have you seen my Good Judgement? How about my old wedding ring? Where's my cat?

Good judgment - That would have had to exist before you had a chance to shove it anywhere.

Old wedding ring - You tried to kill yourself by swallowing it, years ago.

Cat -

[Illusional]

junpei====> jurapa... well the drug portion is partially true. of course if you have the money you will have your hands on something that the poor people can't obtain, and i'm not talking about food.

as for the spoiled part, that is mostly true. i went to a private school until they booted my ass out the door for stupid crap. but all in all i'm glad that they did. i got to see the other side of the fence. the differences, the good and the bad. and hey, did i turn out that bad? maybe, but for the most, i'm still all G.

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