I hate dogs

[misombra]

tearing stuff up is just what puppies do, no matter how well trained they are.

my dog, sabrina, chewed up pretty much all my shoes, two of my couches, hats, socks, just all kinds of shit.

she grew out of it though.

[FoxyLaydee]

Puppies are cute but cats are my kinda pets!

Frasbee, sorry to hear about this. Can't imagine going through this every single day!

As for Reggie - wow - unbelievable. Can't he get food of his own!?

Then again, you're staying there rent-free, right?

[Junket]

Puppies are cute but cats are my kinda pets!

Frasbee, sorry to hear about this. Can't imagine going through this every single day!

As for Reggie - wow - unbelievable. Can't he get food of his own!?

Then again, you're staying there rent-free, right?

Yep.

Thing is, at this point, it's cheaper to buy burger king everyday than to keep buying 8 per pound roast beef, and 7 per pound provolone cheese and having it gone in 3 days.

[Kiechi]

Yep.

Thing is, at this point, it's cheaper to buy burger king everyday than to keep buying 8 per pound roast beef, and 7 per pound provolone cheese and having it gone in 3 days.

Very true, but burger king (Eurgh) hardly compares to Roast beef and Cheese. Maybe buy a mini fridge and store your shizzle there?

[Junket]

No worries, dude.

We're actually moving into our own apartment this coming Tuesday!

[misombra]

my dogs are the coolest dogs in the world.

[Gigabitch]

No, Reggie, the guy we're staying with eats all my food.

It's just another daily annoyance.

I've found that a hard swat against the nose with a rolled-up newspaper does the trick with roommates every time. Worked with my little brother, too.

[Tiay]

awww, don't blame the dog, fras. Stuff like this is totally the owners fault. And yes, puppies destroy stuff. And if it's only your own stuff, and you don't mind, then who cares? Dogs will roll with whatever their owners say is okay.

But in this case it's not your dog and it IS your stuff.

[IndiReloaded]

Wanna see the little rat wet herself? Just before you leave, crouch down & look at her intently & say w/a heavy Russian accent "leetle doogie-rat... beefore I go, I must breeeak yu".

Mwhahahaha!

[FoxyLaydee]

We're actually moving into our own apartment this coming Tuesday!

WWooohhooo!!! Yeay for you and congratulations on moving into your own apartment!!

[Junket]

Wanna see the little rat wet herself? Just before you leave, crouch down & look at her intently & say w/a heavy Russian accent "leetle doogie-rat... beefore I go, I must breeeak yu".

Mwhahahaha!

Dude.

I can literally make her piss on command.

She tucks her tail and squats and pees all over while trying to get away from me.

[IndiReloaded]

Dude.

I can literally make her piss on command.

She tucks her tail and squats and pees all over while trying to get away from me.

Well. You know you've arrived when you can make a little puppy piss itself.

Try to remember that look 15-20 years from now for when your teenager does something really retarded, you'll need it.

When you move out, you better get that lil puppy some nice treat as a going away 'i'm sorry' present, or karma will get you someday. A big bear will chase you down one day & that dog will be there but won't throw herself between you b/c she'll remember what a big human meanie you are.