I'm pooping as I type this.

[Gigabitch]

Dude. Fras. Cut down on the cheese, already. You shouldn't have so much time in there that you have to get your phone out to keep yourself occupied.

[Junket]

Don't you mean fiber?

I go about twice a day, typically.

[Illusional]

i'm getting head as i type this too.

raverboy

[ransom_nite]

i'm getting head as i type this too.

raverboy

My old mate from highschool was ****ing a chick while playing XBOX, was the funniest shit i've seen.

[Illusional]

haha so hows this story...

two guys were talking about their sexual experiences and after the first guy told his story, the second guy had to brag. he's like, my girl is sooooooo experienced, that she can f*ck me and talk on the phone at the same time. however, he didn't realized the come back that his friend was about to make. his friend said, "that's because you're so damn boring". i can't believe that this guy actually thought that his gf was that "talented".. however, this was back in my high school days so go figure ah?

raverboy