Gringo Syndrome

[Doc Durian]

Could you elaborate a little more than "sound".

I'm the most well adjusted and grounded person I know out of all my personalities.

[misombra]

i don't understand why you gave the girl a ring to stop temptation. temptation for you or her?

[Doc Durian]

You misunderstand, or I miswrote... one or the other.

I selected a plain band before arriving with the express purpose of wearing it myself, so as to ward off getting hit on with such frequency.

Not that it bothers some women, granted, but the majority are forced to stop in their tracks lest they be labeled vulgar by their own community for throwing themselves at a married gringo.

[Sonrisa]

ha ha ha, you crack me up

[Sonrisa]

is this Neo?

[misombra]

You misunderstand, or I miswrote... one or the other.

I selected a plain band before arriving with the express purpose of wearing it myself, so as to ward off getting hit on with such frequency.

Not that it bothers some women, granted, but the majority are forced to stop in their tracks lest they be labeled vulgar by their own community for throwing themselves at a married gringo.

yeah that's why they don't throw themselves at you. community standards.

[Sonrisa]

this is the bastard child of Neo and Elle

[Doc Durian]

Listen, the pair of you.

I've been nothing but polite so far, and have taken great care in overlooking your childish indiscretions directed at my expense.

Whomever you think I may be, I can guarantee it's mistaken.

My dilemma is true, the facts are valid, and so is my retribution should you choose to continue down this path.

Now having said that.

Good day to you both.

[Rollerderby]

Omg you're wearing a purity ring like from that episode of south park!!!!!


lol, but seriously though...

You sound legit, Doc. You want to be faithful to your girlfriend, and are even wearing a ring to try and ward off women, but this other woman...

I think, it could potentially lead to problems. But potentially isn't actuality.

You have some things to consider. This GF of yours... how long have you been together, how long are you planning on being together, is she marriage potential? How far is the distance between you, and collectively, how long must she wait for you?

Did I hear you correctly say that you haven't consummated your current relationship? Is this other woman, did you consummate with her when you were together?

You need to align your body (penis), mind and heart with what is best for you and your GF. Is she willing to move to where you are?

Honestly, if you haven't been sleeping with her yet, why are you so committed? Call me old fashioned, but that's really old fashioned...

[Rollerderby]

Could you elaborate a little more than "sound".

I'm the most well adjusted and grounded person I know out of all my personalities.

Wait, so how many personalities do you have? I'm glad atleast one of them is grounded.

this is the bastard child of Neo and Elle

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Sonrisa, you are hilarious. I want to have a bastard child with you.

[Sonrisa]

Wait, so how many personalities do you have? I'm glad atleast one of them is grounded.




HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Sonrisa, you are hilarious. I want to have a bastard child with you.

you are more than welcome to submit an application with a picture to my personal inbox.

P.S. this makes me wonder WHY you found it funny, since you are supposedly a new member and not familiar with who Elle is. hee hee

[Doc Durian]

Omg you're wearing a purity ring like from that episode of south park!!!!!


lol, but seriously though...

You sound legit, Doc. You want to be faithful to your girlfriend, and are even wearing a ring to try and ward off women, but this other woman...

I think, it could potentially lead to problems. But potentially isn't actuality.

You have some things to consider. This GF of yours... how long have you been together, how long are you planning on being together, is she marriage potential? How far is the distance between you, and collectively, how long must she wait for you?

Did I hear you correctly say that you haven't consummated your current relationship? Is this other woman, did you consummate with her when you were together?

You need to align your body (penis), mind and heart with what is best for you and your GF. Is she willing to move to where you are?

Honestly, if you haven't been sleeping with her yet, why are you so committed? Call me old fashioned, but that's really old fashioned...

The relationship has been consumated quite awhile ago, and maintained some degree of success until she acquired a couple of extra kilos of late... in the last few months.

Though it's only compounded the issues she has. For instance, I have never seen her naked with my eyes... in the light.

But she's great... in so many other ways...

But the boom boom doesn't become any less important....

....as you've seen from the details supplied, when a smorgasboard falls on your lap, and dances to any tune you tell it.

btw - I don't watch American crap, so couldn't comment on it. Though if I had to name the ring... it would be called Ian.

[Rollerderby]

you are more than welcome to submit an application with a picture to my personal inbox.

P.S. this makes me wonder WHY you found it funny, since you are supposedly a new member and not familiar with who Elle is. hee hee

Wait do you know what elle looks like? I have a few pictures from a few identities stolen, but perhaps I've said too much... You're going to have to tell me about the elle chronicles sometime, because I am very curious now.

No, I just was reading the thread and just the tonal play-by-play and it struck my funny bone. Poor Doc, all he wanted was some legit advice.

[Doc Durian]

Wait, so how many personalities do you have? I'm glad atleast one of them is grounded.

Well... let's see... I have my bedside personality, bed top personality, off the bed personality... on the couch, in the bathtub, on the bonnet of the car, in the wo...

...how many do you need to get you through?

[Rollerderby]

The relationship has been consumated quite awhile ago, and maintained some degree of success until she acquired a couple of extra kilos of late... in the last few months.

Though it's only compounded the issues she has. For instance, I have never seen her naked with my eyes... in the light.

But she's great... in so many other ways...

But the boom boom doesn't become any less important....

....as you've seen from the details supplied, when a smorgasboard falls on your lap, and dances to any tune you tell it.

btw - I don't watch American crap, so couldn't comment on it. Though if I had to name the ring... it would be called Ian.

So, what, did you have sex through a sheet? You wanted the eyef*ck too?

Oh yes I do understand about the boom boom. Me Jane, me want Tarzan. Rawr.

You are missing out on south park. I wrote a thesis paper on how many theorists are jam packed into South Park. Excellent social commentary. Why is the ring's name Ian? That's just bizarre.