Actually I haven't. A woman's labia would have to be freakishly large for it to be a turn off to me. On a funny note though your comment about "large floppy bacon strips" makes me think about when my brother was talking to his fiancee and said that he was going to give her a cockmeat sandwich. She said, "whatever, you'd better shut up or you'll get a flappy burger in your mouth". LMAO. Flappy burger, that's priceless...