Strange smell at the bridge

[dewilliams2]

My semen doesn't usually have a scent either...but sometimes it does so I assume thats the smell your talking about...maybe there was a sperm bank truck driving threw with a full load on its way to delivery when it was in a wreck and semen covered the road in a horrific scene that would make the most veteran of police vomit and cry...its a theory...do they deliver sperm door to door?...I know you can order animal semen...(for insemination purposes...I'm not that kinda weirdo...I'm the good kind).

[dewilliams2]

So you're telling me that you just rubbed one out and are smelling your load.....right now? That's the impression that I'm getting. Anyway I find it odd that your semen doesn't have a scent. Either you're a vegetarian, or you have a terrible sense of smell.

I do eat quite a few fruits and vegtables although I'm not a vegetarian....I just keep a balanced diet and drink only water...well and alcohol occasionally...but I don't even drink coffee or tea and no soda.

[Incognito]

I actually drink about 60 oz of water daily, eat a relatively high protein-low calorie diet (broken into five small meals and then dinner), I also avoid soda, but I do drink tea (cut loose leaf tea that I brew myself, mostly green tea and oolong), and I work out 5-7 days a week. My semen always has the same smell. Mix the pancake batter and you'll know what I mean.

[QueenofCorona]

Maybe you guys don't notice your own scent because you are use to it? Like someone thinking their own shit doesn't stink or something? I don't know. I promise you though, to an outside nose there is a scent.

[Incognito]

Maybe you guys don't notice your own scent because you are use to it? Like someone thinking their own shit doesn't stink or something? I don't know. I promise you though, to an outside nose there is a scent.

Too funny! I've been around people like that before. They are the ones that you have to tell to go back and close the door after they befoul the restroom. Then they get offended because you complained about their odor......I mean really......its shit. Its not like they just dumped a pound of rose petals out of their anus!

[dewilliams2]

I don't know...some people enjoy semen...check this out....its not explicit content...although may not be safe for work.

[url=http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212]Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer in Cooking[/url]

[the_robot]

I don't know...some people enjoy semen...check this out....its not explicit content...although may not be safe for work.

[url=http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212]Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer in Cooking[/url]

Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck

[dewilliams2]

Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck

I didn't say I'd advise trying any of the recipes...but they are out there...my gf asked if I wanted to open a Natural Harvest restaurant...I don't know if I could keep up with every order going out....of course we probably wouldn't have a whole lot of orders except for those that were confused by what we served.

[Doc Durian]

Maybe there were a nomadic tribe of Amazonian Yetti's with in-sync menstrual cycles...

...having a Tupperware party under the bridge...

[Aeradalia]

Maybe someone dumped a lot of pancake batter on the bridge and it's aging?

I doubt a bunch of male anythings congregated in a mass orgy under the bridge.

[dewilliams2]

Maybe someone dumped a lot of pancake batter on the bridge and it's aging?

I doubt a bunch of male anythings congregated in a mass orgy under the bridge.

Really?...your sure of that?...were you there?

[Aeradalia]

Really?...your sure of that?...were you there?

Are you worried I might've recognized you there?

[dewilliams2]

Impossible...I was wearing a Richard Nixon mask and ass-less chaps.

[the_robot]

Impossible...I was wearing a Richard Nixon mask and ass-less chaps.

that's a sexy image there...

[misombra]

oh gross.
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