Truth or Dare?

[Gribble]

I tried to finger the wrong hole to begin with, then I humped her stomach until I busted. She got absolutely nothing out of it but a mess to clean.

[Coco]

Okay I'll do it but what do you mean by mis-fire. Come on Qwert!!! You can't half answer!

[shheadz]

Dare--- I dare anybody to post their most embarrassing sexual mis-fire.

Burped in a girl's mouth the first time we made out.

[Perryville]

Qwert, I'm really getting jealous here.

[Coco]

Dare--- I dare anybody to post their most embarrassing sexual mis-fire.

I queefed. That was pretty embarassing. But it got worse because I was really... you know... wet. And it sounded... funny. I think we both had to ignore it and try not to laugh. But I was really embarassed.

[qwertz]

just mis read a guys signals.

Z gets the blame!

[Perryville]

By Mis-fire, I mean any truly mortifying, embarrassing, (want to crawl into a hole and die) sex act.

[qwertz]

ohh if were talking in the act, i threw up on a guy while i was on top having sex, it went in his mouth.

[all alone]

ohh if were talking in the act, i threw up on a guy while i was on top having sex, it went in his mouth.

ewwwwwwwww

[Coco]

@Perry I got it now. LOL!
Omg Qwert... were you drunk? LOL!

[qwertz]

no...just pregnant..so i got away with it a little more than if i wasnt lol.

[shheadz]

ohh if were talking in the act, i threw up on a guy while i was on top having sex, it went in his mouth.

I can forgive a lot of things, but that's not one of them.

[qwertz]

yeh well, i cant forgive giving shit advice!! haaha

[ecojeanne]

lol! that is worthy of crown of cringe

[Perryville]

That's pretty bad, Qwert. Remind me never to open my mouth> LOL I was with a girl after a dance, and we got it together in the school parking lot, in my car. A few minutes later, my sister wanted to switch cars, without thinking I said yes. Later that night she came up to me and punched me in the head, and complained about the sticky seats. Ahem!!