horny and not getting laid!

**girl68** · 14-01-10, 04:41 AM

lhn- I saw the strawberry and thought lady!

good to know

as for up the ass, I'd rather screw my own hand too. my back door is not a revolving one- out only- always.

**Junket** · 14-01-10, 04:42 AM

I'd put my penis in just about anything hot and wet.

**girl68** · 14-01-10, 04:44 AM

as far as I know assholes aren't wet. hence the need for large amounts of lube.

**lahnnabell** · 14-01-10, 04:48 AM

I empathize. I'm already going through withdrawal and he's been gone 4 days out of his 10 week program. *whine*

**girl68** · 14-01-10, 04:54 AM

LOL ohhhh yeah! I know your storey.

Get a dildo

(or pull out the one you already have

)

**Junket** · 14-01-10, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by girl68

as far as I know assholes aren't wet. hence the need for large amounts of lube.

Asshole+lots of lube= hot and wet.

**lahnnabell** · 14-01-10, 04:59 AM

Hehe... Yeah, I've got one. It's still better when he uses it on me though. Oh well

**Perryville** · 14-01-10, 05:01 AM

68 I'm available for a "consult", If you need me.

**girl68** · 14-01-10, 05:11 AM

still, shit on dick = not hot. but the other hole is open for business.

thanks for the offer perry. I would say I'm good except I'm not- as of this month.

**Coco** · 14-01-10, 05:48 AM

Frasbee I have some pie? Want some?!

**Junket** · 14-01-10, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by Coco

Frasbee I have some pie? Want some?!

Only if it's apple.

**Coco** · 14-01-10, 07:01 AM

You got it Big Brother Man. Rawrrrrrrr. LMAO!

**Junket** · 14-01-10, 07:10 AM

You had a little to drink today?

Maybe a little too much?

**Coco** · 14-01-10, 07:11 AM

I'll never tell. Gimmie Gimmie.

**Illusional** · 14-01-10, 09:06 AM

how come you never have anything positive to post?

raverboy

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