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Thread: Dear god my ass burns!

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    2 dozen tea bags in a hot bath... soak in it for 30-40 minutes, Fras.

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    lofl

    This thread was worth opening to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollerderby View Post
    lofl

    This thread was worth opening to read.

    Bet you're glad your gf isn't around now, unless you have a mommy/baby fantasy
    I've heard about that before, grown men wanting to wear diapers and shit. Definitely one of the more bazaar fantasies out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I've heard about that before, grown men wanting to wear diapers and shit. Definitely one of the more bazaar fantasies out there.
    Yeah.

    How is your ass feeling btw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollerderby View Post
    Yeah.

    How is your ass feeling btw?
    Feels fine.

    For whatever reason, our foreman told us "not to worry about it" in reference to wearing our harnesses. Didn't see a point actually. Technically we're supposed to wear a harness working on any ladder above like 6 feet or something like that.

    Thing is, the cord on our harnesses don't even work until 10 feet or so, and even then, where we've been working there isn't even anything to tie off to, so it's just extra weight to carry around and restricts movement.

    My ass says good riddance.

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    Try coconut oil. It's the best moisturizer there is, next to cocoa butter, but it also have anti-bacterial and anti-viral properties. Rub it on the rash a few times a day, to help sooth it, and fry stuff in it too, to get some into your system.
    You should check out EarthClinic.com too. You wouldn't believe the remedies for stuff on that site.

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    Sounds like a rash to me. Make sure when you go to poop, put toilet paper over the seat. Make sure to wash it. You might want to get rash cream and apply it I think 2 or 3 times a day.
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    This thread is a bit old.

    My ass is just dandy.

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    What the hell is going on? Is someone ramming Frasbee in the ass?
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    Who keeps on bumping old threads?

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