I would have slipped it into all three holes, and told her to take her pick of which feels best. But then I'm a disgusting perv.
I would have slipped it into all three holes, and told her to take her pick of which feels best. But then I'm a disgusting perv.
Something that pisse me off is women , who have kids or are pregnant, and have parties, but discriminate against single Dads, when it comes to the invites.
Stress levels going up. Final exams in 2 weeks, if I fail a single subject I repeat the year, if I don't I get a degree; I have a project due wednesday and another one due June 15th. And today I'm feeling lazy as hell.. someone please hit me so I start doing something.
Man my boyfriend had ROTTEN breath last night. Smelled like he had been gnawing on raw garlic bulbs before I came over.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
IF, I had been invited, I would have PROMISED not to make any of Y'all pregnant during the shower.
well for two of us it wouldn't have been possible anyway. .
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
Joe Biden is apparently in Arizona, delaying my flight home.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
are you still in burque?
baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.
nope, i'm home now. I posted that from the airport in Phoenix.
Funny, the man sitting next to me on the plane from Phoenix --> home ended up holding my hand for the last 10 minutes of the flight. He thought I was scared (I wasn't - I was nauseous!), and he felt manly and protective, trying to comfort me by holding my hand. I was so amused, and I didn't have the heart to tell him I was fine. He would have been so embarrassed.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Took the girls to the park/softball complex today. They fought so much. I now see how my mom used to get so frustrated with my sister and I when we'd argue. Arrrghghgh!!!
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?