Questions Ladies: Ask a Gay Male

[lastwish]

So I see that alot of you ladies need advice as it pertains to the male behavior patterns in relationships. I can answer those questions. I know exactly why dudes act the way they do.....

First question:

I don't get it. Why can't there be ask the straight guy thread since thats directly the source. Most of us ladies want to date a hetrosexual male. Am I right?
I want a gay guy friend to go shopping with and one that will deal a break-up with me. We can both bash the straight male species!

[IndiReloaded]

Yeah and it's a place I like to avoid. I'm from Rochester NY which has a higher murder rate than anywhere in NYC

You're from the US right? Where in the US?

He said Boston. The dicey areas there are Mission Hill, Roxbury, some areas of Charlestown.

Tho w/a 1/4 million students in the area (and the ubiquitous student slums) its probably more useful to ask which are the affluent areas, lol.

[anachronistic]

Survival of the fittest question:

If the world blew up, for whatever reason, and all that was left was you, Dharmiclove, and a woman, would you **** her? Or would you try to **** yourself/suck yourself off? Or would you ejaculate into a cup, and stuff it into her vagina with your finger, in hopes that a baby boy would pop out so that you could raise him and have your own little sex slave?

Or would you put on a gilly suit and try to get a horse to mount you?

[Gigabitch]

Oh, gross, 'wing. Being gay doesn't make someone an incestuous pedophile.

[anachronistic]

I know I know, I am just wondering what he would do, personally in that kind of situation. Just being a little smirky about it, in order to be funny.

[IndiReloaded]

Survival of the fittest question:

If the world blew up, for whatever reason, and all that was left was you, Dharmiclove, and a woman, would you **** her? Or would you try to **** yourself/suck yourself off? Or would you ejaculate into a cup, and stuff it into her vagina with your finger, in hopes that a baby boy would pop out so that you could raise him and have your own little sex slave?

Ah geeze, lol, are those the only choices? What about animals?

[anachronistic]

Ahh yes, animals.

Fixed!

[DoesntMatter]

He said Boston. The dicey areas there are Mission Hill, Roxbury, some areas of Charlestown.

Tho w/a 1/4 million students in the area (and the ubiquitous student slums) its probably more useful to ask which are the affluent areas, lol.

LOL Boston!?? That's the most fuccking pussy town on the entire east coast. lmao the hood of Boston-

I would have given you props if you were from Flint Michigan or something having been there a few times and knowing people from there, but wow. No wonder he believes his made up stats on homosexuality, he's surrounded by liberal crap that will tell him he's right

[Gigabitch]

You've never heard of Southie?

[IndiReloaded]

LOL Boston!?? That's the most fuccking pussy town on the entire east coast. lmao the hood of Boston-

Well, you gotta admit they are erudite. Show me another city where the 'hood' could define infinity while stealing a car of the same name.

[misombra]

i believe everybody is gay, to some extent.

well maybe not gay necessarily, but born with some innate sense of attraction for all genders.

there's nothing wrong with that.

[DharmicLove]

Stop it DL. You aren't living up to your SN, you know.

Even if DM *was* 'down low' (which he isn't b/c he is a freaking god in bed, I know) it would be his thing to sort out, right?

PS, your SN & down low both form DL for short. Coincidence? I think not...

I think I do live up to my name IR because I was just minding my business, trying to enlighten you people about gay people, and straight men who easily turn gay and down low men. Its the truth.

I never insulted anybody once, but what I did was I cleverly responded to a verbal attack from DM. Because clearly he was getting emotional over the topic, which was down low men. SUSPECT behavior!! I was just using him as an example, I didnt mean it literally. Hell, I dont know this man or what he does, but I still respect him and have compassion for him.

[Mish]

I really don't care how good it feels, it would just creep me out if a girl stuck her finger up there. You saw how I freaked out after anal sex with Kristin. I just think the anus should be left alone to perform its primary purpose: shitting.

+1

I'm of the same opinion on the subject. I'm as excited about the anal as I am about the nasal cavity.

[DharmicLove]

Or would you put on a gilly suit and try to get a horse to mount you?

Are we trying to be funny, lilwing?

But you know I have compassion for you...

And since I'm Buddhist, and we strive to escape the rounds of rebirth in samsara, I dont think I would **** the woman.

[DharmicLove]

LOL Boston!?? That's the most fuccking pussy town on the entire east coast. lmao the hood of Boston-

I would have given you props if you were from Flint Michigan or something having been there a few times and knowing people from there, but wow. No wonder he believes his made up stats on homosexuality, he's surrounded by liberal crap that will tell him he's right

So I'm assuming you're conservative...

Breaking through to ignorant minds like yours is impossible.

You're one of those types of people who always stay in the dark, never becoming enlighened.