o! wear a monocle and a strapless and i'm yours!
tee hee - i don't know about you, but the scholar in me requires proof of the 7.5 claim. i think a photo of the penis in question, complete with ruler alongside, and a small sign saying: "this is for loveforum.net" would satisfy me. for aesthetics, perhaps the penis could wear a small blue hat and the sign could be taped to it's midsection. a red cape would round out the outfit nicely.
c'mon. give us all a treat. post the cloaked giant penis in the gallery. i dare you. it will be the thrill of our lives.
p.s. it must have the sign and costume, **not** photo-shopped, for your claim to have any legitimacy. who can't find a picture of a giant penis on the net?