Hot Asses

[shh!]

Possible? Probably. Likely? No.

If you go to Nevada, they actually do test their hookers once a month or so. It's no guarantee of course, but it's better than a street girl.

I'd rather you waited for a nice girl, though.

[DoesntMatter]

Vash this is HOW I am going to get a nice girl, it's literally a necessity

[shh!]

How's that? By sleeping with a whore? No! Nice girls will object... bad plan.

[DoesntMatter]

Nice girls won't need to know. All they will need to know is that I'm not a virgin

[Cain]

Vash this is HOW I am going to get a nice girl, it's literally a necessity

Stop being so dramatic. You're getting all "now I have to **** tons of girls or no girl will like me."

It happens. Women will date virgins. Get some damn confidence.

[DoesntMatter]

Not tons. Just 1 over and over will be the same thing

[shh!]

Nice girls won't need to know. All they will need to know is that I'm not a virgin

If you are embarrassed, you can just lie, ya know...

EDIT: here's a thought. Why don't you just find yourself a (free) older woman who isn't interested in anything but sex? She can teach you how to be a good lover, with no strings attached. You still need a condom, though.

[Cain]

If you are embarrassed, you can just lie, ya know...

No, he just wants to piss and moan and think the world is over because he's a virgin. He doesn't realize that other people were virgins in their 20s and did fine finding a nice girl.

[shh!]

He's just worried it isn't going to happen, but it will.

[misombra]

you guys are stupid to be ****ing with such nasty bitches.

before you get to the good girls your shit is gonna be rotten.

[Only-virgins]

you guys are stupid to be ****ing with such nasty bitches.

before you get to the good girls your shit is gonna be rotten.

Nothing is going to happen with the cock. Pussy is pussy. Haha get to the good girls, man I am 25 years old...I just don't care anymore to wait. She wasn't very nasty to me, she had a body to die for...so smooth and prefect...mmmmmm

I don't mind you doing a whore. Just wear a condom if you do, and keep your mouth off of her.

No eating out? what the hell is the fun in that?

Well it definitely wouldn't be the first time I trusted my fate with something that can kill me. I would rather take the chance than be a dead man walking

Go for it man, these girls are just offended that the pootie tang is so easily available. It always bugs every girl, don't know why, I think it has to do with the fact that the vagina is the only way they can have power over men and when other women give it so easily it begins to lose its power. If you wear a condom it is about as risky as walking down the stairs...you can always fall and break your neck.

[anachronistic]

No eating out? what the hell is the fun in that?

Wow. I anticipate the day you make a thread about your disease infested mouth.

[misombra]

you went from one extreme to the other.

super virgin to super whoredom.

[Only-virgins]

Wow. I anticipate the day you make a thread about your disease infested mouth.

Yea me too, though it will most likely be because of my bad teeth that will happen since I hate the dentist. I like how shh thanks you and agrees but than she likes older guys in another thread more because they are more likely to give oral. lolz wtf.

you went from one extreme to the other.

super virgin to super whoredom.

I am not whoredom, I attended a bachelors party. You girls do know that is pretty typical for one right? there was 30 of us and no one backed down.

[misombra]

that's typical?

geez.

reason number 20 thousand not to get married.