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Thread: What was your last text you got or a funny one you got recently?

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    - he's f ucked up, you see the damage to his car yet? -

    A text regarding a friend who recently rolled his car.

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    "can you either drive me or can i borrow your car for 2 days"

    wtf!! a family member who obviously thinks i can just walk everywhere while giving him my car, lmao or i don't work during the week, so somehow don't need to use my own car and can chauffeur him around leisurely.
    When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
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    I received 4 texts seconds after one another that went like this:
    Nearly
    Died
    Shower
    ****ingbugthesizeofmyfist

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    - See you Saturday, hoping for a nice day for you both, all our love -

    My aunt who lives in another state.

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    have a good day and wedding, somehelp4me.
    When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
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    From my girl - I Love You ! xxxooo -

    Sent while she is in other room watching a movie. =)

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    " Lust be friends "

    My pervy BFF.
    It's not what you have, it's what you do with what you have that matters.

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    " is trish pregnant or fat, i can't tell?"
    When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
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    My last one was from my nana via my mom:

    " We love you sweetie, be strong. We are always on your side and so is God" sent off my mom's phone, she doesn't have a cell phone but she gets a kick out of texting the grand kids <3
    “If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”

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    Brother: Gummy bears or worms? I can't decide
    Me: are you seriously asking me this? Nothing can compare to the bears man..nothing.

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    " you are on beer patrol watch " lmao it's gettin expensive buying all this stuff actually.
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    " I want to go to Mark's pool party are you hanging with your family all the 4th or dropping by too?"

    One of my GFs who has a massive crush on another friend Mark, lol.
    “If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”

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    BFF Vanessa: Stopped by phantom fireworks lil set up off temple because they always have the best supply and everything's gone! My first thought was "Nico was here" Am I right?

    Me: *maniacal laugh*

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    Well I was talking to this girl and she said she like me and then conversation is something like this

    She: I like you, ok?
    She: And I feel something is missing in my hart.

    then

    I: its "E"...


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    An offer from my bank only valid ''today''.

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