- he's f ucked up, you see the damage to his car yet? -
A text regarding a friend who recently rolled his car.
- he's f ucked up, you see the damage to his car yet? -
A text regarding a friend who recently rolled his car.
"can you either drive me or can i borrow your car for 2 days"
wtf!! a family member who obviously thinks i can just walk everywhere while giving him my car, lmao or i don't work during the week, so somehow don't need to use my own car and can chauffeur him around leisurely.
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake
I received 4 texts seconds after one another that went like this:
Nearly
Died
Shower
****ingbugthesizeofmyfist
- See you Saturday, hoping for a nice day for you both, all our love -
My aunt who lives in another state.
have a good day and wedding, somehelp4me.
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake
From my girl - I Love You ! xxxooo -
Sent while she is in other room watching a movie. =)
" Lust be friends "
My pervy BFF.
It's not what you have, it's what you do with what you have that matters.
" is trish pregnant or fat, i can't tell?"
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake
My last one was from my nana via my mom:
" We love you sweetie, be strong. We are always on your side and so is God" sent off my mom's phone, she doesn't have a cell phone but she gets a kick out of texting the grand kids <3
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”
Brother: Gummy bears or worms? I can't decide
Me: are you seriously asking me this? Nothing can compare to the bears man..nothing.
" you are on beer patrol watch " lmao it's gettin expensive buying all this stuff actually.
When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake
" I want to go to Mark's pool party are you hanging with your family all the 4th or dropping by too?"
One of my GFs who has a massive crush on another friend Mark, lol.
“If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.”
BFF Vanessa: Stopped by phantom fireworks lil set up off temple because they always have the best supply and everything's gone! My first thought was "Nico was here" Am I right?
Me: *maniacal laugh*
Well I was talking to this girl and she said she like me and then conversation is something like this
She: I like you, ok?
She: And I feel something is missing in my hart.
then
I: its "E"...
An offer from my bank only valid ''today''.