Just heard my parents having sex :|

[LovingIt]

I woke up to go to the toilet and all of a sudden I hear all these grunts and moans which admittedly are pretty quiet, but it sounds like they're trying to keep it quiet. Thankfully I don't think they would've heard me walking so they probably didn't notice buttt... the sheer HORROR.

Don't know why I really made this thread, I just had to get it out and there's no chance I'm telling my friends or anyone else about it.....

[devilish]

No silly they're playing tennis.

[LovingIt]

Well they are in their early 50s... i didnt know they were still into that kind of stuff o.O

[Frog Princess]

Haha. That's the worst. My mother's bedroom is right above the living room in her house. One night when I was fifteen, I was up late watching television in the living room. All of sudden the ceiling started creaking and I heard her boyfriend moaning. I was mortified!!

[lyricist.]

Disgusting, old people havin sex should be against the law

[toknow]

ROFL....That can scar you for life. I suggest extensive therapy.

[Stickleback]

Meh, my bedroom was right next to my parents room, and I used to hear them at it all the time.

One night I had to throw a shoe at the wall to get them to shut up.

[michelle23]

haha this is the first time you heard them? I have heard my parents at it loads of times. Put in the earphones and ignore. Whats wrong with sex at 50? I still wana have sex at 50 lol

[anonymous_a]

Ew I used to hear my mom with her bf alllllll the time!! I used to make a lot of noise so they knew I was still awake and would shut up.

[Exeter19]

i used to hear mine alot. i put my headphones on and block them out until they finished. rofl