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Am I crazy?
Dude, grow up. There are a gazillion site you can see boobs on the net. If you want the real thing then get some self esteem and confidence and get a girlfriend. The way you talk down about yourself will need to change before any woman will take you seriously enough to date
Porn tits don't count. They're usually ugly and it didn't require earning it. There's no satisfaction to be had in having to pay to see it or seeing it on the web.
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