Guy Looking For Mature Lady For Serious Relationship

[blacktails]

Hi, my name is Dan, I’m 27, and I live in NSW Australia.

I’m looking for an independent, successful, and mature female, in her thirties for a serious relationship.
I’d like you to be kind, caring, courteous, understanding, and be a good listener. All these things, if I receive them from you, you will get them from me in kind.

I am very shy, submissive, and introverted, and so have big problems socialising and making decisions, so I’m looking for someone to make the decisions for me and to lead me wherever we go. But I’m not looking for someone who is domineering and mean.

I’m also plagued (or gifted, depending on your perspective) with a high sex drive and an anything/everything policy, both in and out of the bedroom. Well, almost anything. I do have my own set of morals that I adhere to.

My ideal partner would be someone who can take care of me with her love, her body, and her purse.

I’ve already outlined the first two, but I must clarify that I am NOT a gold digger. What I mean by saying the above is I’d just like you to take me away to somewhere nice every now and then. Maybe even go on a holiday together. This would make me feel really good and happy, two feelings that I’ve never truly felt before.

I’m also looking for a partner who is able and willing to have kids.

One of the reasons for this age group being preferred by me is that these women are usually as I have described above; successful, independent, and mature, but wanting to have a family without compromising work or other career goals. Also, this age group of women are noted for their sexual drive, which would also help me. And lastly, this age group are more likely to want to go out and do physical things, rather than sit at home screwing around with their iPod/iPhone/iPad, or on Twitter and Facebook constantly. I DON’T like these types of people,so if you are addicted to social media, or Apple or SMART technology, you’re not the girl for me.

Another aspect is visual fakery. I’m looking for a lady that is 100% real, both in body and personality, so NO fake breasts, fake tan, fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes, botox, collagen, etc, etc, etc.

I realise I have outlined a lot of things here, and usually this would imply that I’m quite a catch.

Well no, not really. I’m just an average guy whose tired of being alone and not having a girlfriend or anyone to talk to and who wants to fix this problem before it gets any worse.

So if you think you’d be interested, TEXT me on 0481304266, and we’ll see what happens from there.

Hope to message you soon.

OXOXOXOXOX

From Dan

[stev123]

nice troll

[Starnique]

right. Totally rolling my eyes here. What the hell are you bringing to the table besides your obvious bullshit? If any woman goes for this she is a str8 fool. Take you away on a trip? haha..get real.

[HeartIsAching]

I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain.

[IndiReloaded]

lol ...

[basilandthyme]

Hanging my head in shame coming from the same state as this bloke

[Ann S]

"My ideal partner would be someone who can take care of me with her love, her body, and her purse." I think you are going to be alone a very long time. And YOU are a USER! You know, one of those people who feel so entitled that they expect others to support and entertain them. You say you're tired of being alone? Get used to it because no woman in her right mind would put up with your s...! And, what do you bring to the table besides a severe case of narcissistic sociopathy! Sociopaths are incapable of love and are entirely self-serving. They may feign love or compassion in order to get what they want, but they don't actually FEEL love in the way that others do. I hope you get some help, really. Ann

[Ann S]

HeartIsAching: Great laugh! Thanks! Ann

[pcmaster]

Still living with your mum?

[MrProblem]

Hanging my head in shame coming from the same state as this bloke

He seems quite the catch, why not go for him???

[basilandthyme]

He seems quite the catch, why not go for him???

Might take him on as my toy-boy. As long as I don't have to drive more than 10kms to see him. Nobody much is worth driving further than that.

[Ann S]

This is certainly not any reflection on you or anyone else from your country. My God - look at what's happening in Boston. That's not a reflection on any of the rest of Americans. You are from a great country - I've been there. Hold your head up high!!!!! Ann

[IndiReloaded]

No self-respecting aussie guy would post such a thing. Not to stereotype, but the men there really are more than your average 'man's man'. I lived there. This is obviously a troll.

[Rowen]

Sure, I love Australia. But I'm not agreeing to this if your penis is less than 7 inches lmao jk

I love trolls.