Placing a Craigslist ad...
I'm kinda going nuts in my fantasy: placing an ad for this "virgin" to lose his "virginity" to a divorced MILF...With a MILF, that would be the most BAMF way to lose it and might help me get over all this angst. It'll be a lot like "The Graduate": Dustin Hoffman's character does a hot MILF, lands MILF's hot daughter at the end (of course I wouldn't do that if I succeeded with my Craigslist ad venture).
Good idea? bad? Do you suppose any divorced MILF's might take? God, that would be SOOOOO hot and a dream come true..
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.