2013 marks 8 years since breaking up. I hoped I was wrong when I told you on the phone on that day that I would probably never have a girlfriend again, and voila. Here I am. 8 years later. Everybody else has somebody.
2013 marks 8 years since breaking up. I hoped I was wrong when I told you on the phone on that day that I would probably never have a girlfriend again, and voila. Here I am. 8 years later. Everybody else has somebody.
You said I would die alone and miserable, without a woman. Well **** you lady. I became awesome, and am now pumping someone considerably thinner than your fat ass. Plus, I have a cat.
Lol, none of that is true. You never ****ed a woman; you're a sausage-loving gaywad.
Everybody else has somebody, lol.
Perhaps settling for the first opportunity rather than wait a little longer would've been wiser: the only relationship I've been in looks like it's ****ed me up for life. Can't even get a date.
Lol..hot nurse chick yet dude tagging along? Nope, this won't work.
...what? your sentence was grammatically incorrect, and I don't understand it.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Lol....it's late at night and I've had a few...
You can't drink if we go on a date. I hate whiskey dick. lol
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Lol, wtf? I'm a beer guy, anyway.
lol
nevermind, i was joking,
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
Lol. I fail. X(
I was actually really happy when I read fearoflove's post and read that it was fearoflove and not a poster from the U.S. (strikes me as something my only girlfriend would totally say, to an eerie degree..)