I think my friend might be a homo

[Love'sReject]

I gave her some frijoles, if you know what I mean...your mom's a whore, dude.

[CoolStoryBro]

Nah bro, your mom pumps mehicans, that's pretty whorish.

[Love'sReject]

..she asked for the Dirty Sanchez, too. I figured I ought to please a woman so I obliged.

[CoolStoryBro]

You pleasing a woman, lol.

[Love'sReject]

Well, she came, bro. Getting that putrid odor cleaned was a bitch, though.

[CoolStoryBro]

Just as well you have a good imagination, lol. The reality of a naked woman would probably explode your little mehican half-breed head.

[Love'sReject]

I wasn't imagining when I slid it in and kinda teased her with an in-out-in-out....She told me to stop cuz she wanted it so bad. That's how I usually get birds to come...that is, when I feel like getting them to go off.

[HeartIsAching]

Why play strip poker with a chick if you're not going to look? Defeats the entire purpose of the game.

Here's a hint, Cupcake - if she plays strip poker with you, she's already considered the possibility that you'll see her goodies. If she loses, chances are she did it ON PURPOSE.

[CoolStoryBro]

I wasn't imagining when I slid it in and kinda teased her with an in-out-in-out....She told me to stop cuz she wanted it so bad. That's how I usually get birds to come...that is, when I feel like getting them to go off.

No bro, just no, lol.

[Love'sReject]

Well, it wasn't just the girl and I: it was a few of us guys and her. So it wasn't as though I'd talked her into it (hell, it wasn't even my idea). Fruitcake.

[CoolStoryBro]

My mom is like 50 odds fyi, lol.

[Love'sReject]

No bro, just no, lol.

"No" isn't what she was screaming that night. LOL