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Thread: I think my friend might be a homo

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    Why don't you two settle this like men....eat some hot wings, drink some beers, then later see who can make the biggest flame from lighting your farts.......

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    Lol. Achmed's religion bans the consumption of alcohol.

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    I'm sure goats milk can be in place of beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    Lol. Achmed's religion bans the consumption of alcohol.
    Actually, it doesn't. Their modern clergy have, but the Koran says "In moderation".

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    Cool story, bro.

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    Good then, beer and wings it is.

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    Haha, you both are very entertaining virgins. Somehow Only_Virgins has left the forum and we've been given 2 virgins in return. Hurrah! Let's the pish begin, faggots.
    Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]

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    lol, the bitter ex-mod returns. If I'm a virgin, why the **** do i pay so much to the c.s ****ing a? I think I'll email them your post. Save me a ****ing fortune. You're right about LR though, he is indeed still to even see a pair, lol

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    Well, we once played strip poker with a chick, the guys and I. She lost so she had it all off but at the time I still thought to save the first time seeing a pair for something real so I didn't look...Haven't had a chance since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    Well, we once played strip poker with a chick, the guys and I. She lost so she had it all off but at the time I still thought to save the first time seeing a pair for something real so I didn't look...Haven't had a chance since.
    Is that the same time that you ordered the largest deliverable pizza?

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    Nah, the largest deliverable pizza only fell through because it would've been $25 a person which is ridiculous for a pizza. Happens when you organize events with flakes.

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    Don't be so hard on yourself, LR. Don't call yourself a flake. ... and ... Don't tell me you didn't look at the stripped naked poker chickie.. even my 10 year old nephew would look without a thought of saving his virgin eyes for the love of his life.
    Last edited by Wakeup; 03-01-13 at 09:16 AM.

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    lol, I spend 50 bucks a week at Dominos, ya lying cheap-ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Don't be so hard on yourself, LR. Don't call yourself a flake. ... and ... Don't tell me you didn't look at the stripped naked poker chickie.. even my 10 year old nephew would look without a thought of saving his virgin eyes for the love of his life.
    LOL..I was one of only two folks penciled in for the pizza to have actually pitched in (we used crowdtilt.com and I donated $16, which should have been refunded by now so now that I think about it, I need to check to be sure it was).

    I was going to look, but she was lying down in a way that would've distorted her tits into looking like pancakes. That's not the way I'd want to see my first pair.

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    That's not the way I'd want to see my first pair.
    beggars can't be choosers (as mom used to say) lol

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