Why do girls like ridiculously stupid sh*t?

[Love'sReject]

Nah, dawg. No chick would lay me; I'm just not suave enough (or at all). I like to say that I am as smooth as a cactus.

[HeartIsAching]

That's true, since you won't even try. Gotta play the game to win.

[Wakeup]

Nah, dawg. No chick would lay me; I'm just not suave enough (or at all). I like to say that I am as smooth as a cactus.

There's that unattractive self-deprecation once again rearing it's ugly head. Do you not understand how off-putting that is or do you just post this crap to get your thread page count up?