How can I get a hooker without getting caught?

[smackie9]

Huuuhuuuuhuuuu yer so funny......lame.

[misombra]

In case a cop shows up, is it true if I have a camera and claim to be filming that I can get off? (no pun intended)

This is almost assuredly my only chance...I'm not quite seriously contemplating, it's more like a 25% chance I go through with it.

that might work if the hooker herself isn't a cop.

[vashti]

If you insist on going, at least take your mom with you.

lol

I don't think you should look on Craigslist... you might end up with someone like that weird pedophile in the other thread who will drench your naked body in blood and then photograph you. If you want a hooker, go to Nevada, use a condom, and don't put your mouth on her vagina.

[Love'sReject]

lol
If you want a hooker, go to Nevada, use a condom, and don't put your mouth on her vagina.

Awesome advice, lol, although that last part of your suggestion I don't have to worry about: I wouldn't do that with virtually any girl (except the one that got away)..

[When.Doves.Cry.]

Disappointment.

[Love'sReject]

What's a disappointment? I did receive a recommendation for an escort service with some tips...but I still can't lose virginity by paying for it.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

lol

I don't think you should look on Craigslist... you might end up with someone like that weird pedophile in the other thread who will drench your naked body in blood and then photograph you. If you want a hooker, go to Nevada, use a condom, and don't put your mouth on her vagina.

I'm sure my thread is the only one you could possibly be talking about. Yes, he is a curious fellow, but besides that he's dashing.

[Love'sReject]

That really does not matter what good qualities he has: he sponsors child porn, one of the worst things in the world.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

That really does not matter what good qualities he has: he sponsors child porn, one of the worst things in the world.

Legally there's a fine line between porn and art (or child porn and art). Apparently his stuff is just considered edgy art.

[Love'sReject]

That's not edgy art: it's incredibly disgusting. Not that it matters but did those kids consent? And that really doesn't matter because they haven't the foggiest what in ****'s name that "Art" is: later on when they find out they were in "art" that pedos will masturbate to, they'll feel incredibly sickened at themselves.

[TheSaint]

Legally there's a fine line between porn and art (or child porn and art). Apparently his stuff is just considered edgy art.

Shut the **** up. There is no fine line. It either is, or it isnt. Who are you talking about anyway?

[Love'sReject]

Gotta agree with my homie here.

[Wakeup]

Legally there's a fine line between porn and art (or child porn and art). Apparently his stuff is just considered edgy art.

....WTF!.... Maybe where you come from.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

If any of you actually did some research on the subject, you'd find that it is actually the source of quite a heated debate. You're all free to have your opinions, but apparently, not everybody agrees with them, including legal entities.

I'll post a link later, but there was a case either in the U.S. or the U.K. where this lady (a photographer) published nude pictures of her children. Although people raised a fuss about it, legally, she was in the clear.

Even in the U.S., the legal "line" is blurry. A picture of a nude child is legal. A picture of a child (clothed or not) having sex is illegal. A picture of a nude child in a sexually suggestive pose may or may not be illegal, depending. The gray area is due to it being a matter of opinion as to whether or not a pose is sexually suggestive.

My parents had a picture of me taken as a baby. It was one of those "nude baby" pictures. If all child nudity were illegal in a black-and-white manner as you guys say it is, then my parents would have gone to prison for that picture.

I'm not saying that's the same thing as the art my BF possesses, but although they are gruesome and have nudity, none of them are blatantly sexual.

[Wakeup]

Like I said... maybe where you come from. Don't trivialize the horrors of child porn by comparing it to pictures of you as a baby getting a bath. Please!