Does everyone cheat at least once?

[Love'sReject]

That's obviously because you're hideous, nearly a dwarf, and have no discernible personality.

Or maybe you need to review your profile and re-write it.

I used a prewritten profile and used copy and paste messages....that was the ONLY time I actually succeeded.

[Love'sReject]

Have you tried killing yourself? It would certainly improve your personality.

I'm the yin to your yang (but not in the homo way you clamor for).

[HeartIsAching]

Try being funny in your profile. Seriously you wouldn't believe how well that works.

If you want pointers on what do do/say in a dating profile, pm me. I used to work for one of the biggest dating sites in the world, I can tell you want does and does not work.

[luvcoq]

Yeah, being funny in your profile will hide the fact that you're an ugly virgin, lol.

Stop trying to take the hilarity to PM, HIA. Other posters enjoy this douches escapades also.

One of the biggest dating sites in the world , hahah. What was it? www.negroprisonlove.com

[HeartIsAching]

Nope. 'twas the friendfinder network.

[luvcoq]

Stop lying man so you can try groom my buddy through Pm. He doesnt need people filling his head with pish about funny profiles, and what does and doesnt work on dating sites. This fanny just needs a good shake, and told to stop acting like a tit. You are undoing all my good work that i've done wth him. Just as we were making real progress.

[HeartIsAching]

Why the **** would I lie? Get a grip.

[luvcoq]

**** knows. People lie all the time. Dating sites arent for hopless twats like him. He'll get eaten alive on there if you tell him how to use them. Dating sites are for cunts that know how to manipulate people and play the game. Even the women on those places are generally assholes.

This bawbag of a man needs some real life experiences, and taught how to talk to a real woman with the aim of finally getting his hole. You'll set him back years if you fill his head with this, and he'll probably die a gay virgin.

[Love'sReject]

Wait, so how can one be a "gay" virgin if he is looking for women? Do they not teach semantics in Umadistan?

[luvcoq]

One openly desires female company, but as he's never seen a tit in his life, one can assume that he secretly desires cock. Simples.

[Love'sReject]

One openly desires female company, but as he's never seen a tit in his life, one can assume that he secretly desires cock. Simples.

That's a logical fallacy, and no, I did not say "phallus-y", ya gaywad.

[luvcoq]

Hows the pm tuition going with the moostacheman?

[Love'sReject]

....neither of us are PM'ing the other. Queermo.

[luvcoq]

You see, this is the problem with you. A well respected member of the community, and former online dating guru, offers to teach you the tricks of the trade, and you refuse due to stubbornness. Ah well, not my problem. It's your baws that will end up exploding.

[HeartIsAching]

A well respected member of the community, and former online dating guru

Bwahahahahahaha!