Very well, but if it gets caught, I know who to blame lol...
Perhaps an amputation is warranted.
Lol, nah dawg.
You might as well, you dont use it, apart from pissing, and you can can get a bag for that.
I whack it to your mom's picture.
My moms a 250 pound, 60 yr old negro, ya dirty bastard.
Oooh yes, yess, tell me more! Tell me more!
Hey LR: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/11/08/genital-injuries-send-thousands-to-emergency-care-each-year-study-shows/
^ *gets nauseous, turns green, passes out*
Since you are having fun with google, try 'codpiece'. I've always thought they should make a comeback.
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
--Cyteen by C.J.Cherryh
Oh yes, I've seen one on the Simpsons.
Simpsons, lol. What are you? ****ing 12? At least watch South Park, like a real man.
I do, idiot. In fact, I no longer watch the Simpsons and South Park and Family Guy are the only reasons I watch the little TV that I do (I'm usually doing things of import, or otherwise your mom).
Still using Barts mom jokes though, must try harder bumboy. Also, Family Guy is shite, and so are you.