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Thread: I have a fear of getting my dong caught in my zipper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love'sReject View Post
    ..after watching "There's Something About Mary."

    How do I conquer this crippling fear?
    Try immersion therapy. this is when you do the behavior you fear so many times, it ceases to cause anxiety.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Very well, but if it gets caught, I know who to blame lol...

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    Perhaps an amputation is warranted.

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    Lol, nah dawg.

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    You might as well, you dont use it, apart from pissing, and you can can get a bag for that.

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    I whack it to your mom's picture.

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    My moms a 250 pound, 60 yr old negro, ya dirty bastard.

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    Oooh yes, yess, tell me more! Tell me more!

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    Hey LR: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/11/08/genital-injuries-send-thousands-to-emergency-care-each-year-study-shows/

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    ^ *gets nauseous, turns green, passes out*

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    Since you are having fun with google, try 'codpiece'. I've always thought they should make a comeback.
    Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
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    Oh yes, I've seen one on the Simpsons.

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    Simpsons, lol. What are you? ****ing 12? At least watch South Park, like a real man.

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    I do, idiot. In fact, I no longer watch the Simpsons and South Park and Family Guy are the only reasons I watch the little TV that I do (I'm usually doing things of import, or otherwise your mom).

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    Still using Barts mom jokes though, must try harder bumboy. Also, Family Guy is shite, and so are you.

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