crush

[SCH425]

i hv a crush on someone i saw everyday on the bus when i go to work. how do i get his attention??

[iamaninnocentma]

Spill your coffee on him on "accident" then use your mouth to wipe up the mess.

[ttylox]

Spill your coffee on him on "accident" then use your mouth to wipe up the mess.

[Love'sReject]

Are you hot?

[iamaninnocentma]

Do you mind not copying my posts, im sick of it.

[Love'sReject]

Do you mind not being an utter, pretentious twat? I am dead tired of it.

[iamaninnocentma]

I thought i told you to go kill yourself yesterday?

[Love'sReject]

And I thought I gave you my standard dismissive reply "Nah, dawg"?

[iamaninnocentma]

You did, thats why im asking you again. Also, stop pretending to be black, its obvious you are white trailer trash.

[Love'sReject]

Then, as per usual; "Nah, dawg."

I am Black; from the waist down, that is.

[ttylox]

In my head I like to imagine that LovesReject and InnocentMan are one person. But instead of having two browsers open on one computer and fighting with yourself that way, you actually have two complete systems up and running and you roll between them in your office chair to reply to yourself. On LR's computer you have tabs open for the Wiki page on female anatomy, Yahoo Answers and Netflix playing "10 Things I Hate About You". On IM's you have Tucker Max's blog, the blueprint of the Czech National Bank and an open letter to Santa. This all takes place in a dark, but properly humidified and temperature controlled sub-basement somewhere in the Mojave Desert.

[Love'sReject]

X'D IMMAtool just got owned. He goin to be soooo mad when he reads this. So mad.

[iamaninnocentma]

In my head I like to imagine that LovesReject and InnocentMan are one person. But instead of having two browsers open on one computer and fighting with yourself that way, you actually have two complete systems up and running and you roll between them in your office chair to reply to yourself. On LR's computer you have tabs open for the Wiki page on female anatomy, Yahoo Answers and Netflix playing "10 Things I Hate About You". On IM's you have Tucker Max's blog, the blueprint of the Czech National Bank and an open letter to Santa. This all takes place in a dark, but properly humidified and temperature controlled sub-basement somewhere in the Mojave Desert.

If this was true, i'd kill both of us, just to rid the world of the retarded half of my skitzo ass.

[iamaninnocentma]

X'D IMMAtool just got owned. He goin to be soooo mad when he reads this. So mad.

Shut up retard, at least he amusing. You should learn from posts like this.

[Love'sReject]

Lol, told you. He so mad.