cause they live in water! hahahahah!
cause they live in water! hahahahah!
how many lawyers does it take to tile a kitchen?
depends on how thin you slice them.
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?"
I got loaded last night on a bottle of gin
And I had a fight with my redneck girlfriend
But when I'm drinkin' I am nobody's friend
Please baby wait for me until they let me out again
the first one reminds me of jokes i used to laugh at when i was i children..
How do you make a clown sad?
You slaughter his whole family! HA!
Why am I the only one who thinks thats funny? :S
What's red and stands in the corner?
A NAUGHTY BUS! BAHHAHAHAHAHA!
An American, an Englishman and an Australian walk into a bar
Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
Can someone please explain what is so great about constantly being reminded of that which you cannot have?
The reason why fishes are never thirsty is because they have to drink the water continuously for ever and ever.
A mouse orders an elephant to come out of the pool. Why asks the elephant. The mouse replies, I lost my underwear and I think you have it.
Boy: What is meant by serial killer?
Girl: The man who adds poison in someone's cereal..
cause there always in the waterlol
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Loveforum Breaktime
lololol haha