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    The best one night stand!

    Well the other night I had the best one night stand and I just have to tell someone before I explode. As internet is anonymous i can get if off my chest.

    I have had a handful of 1 nighters before, and as you may know yourself they usually end in the morning with hangovers, regret, uneasy feelings and looking for the quickest the exit route.

    Not this time! From the moment we got back to hers it was sex all night, albeit with short power naps. next morning was a 100times better than the night. There was no awkwardness or weird feelings or if there was she certainly hid them well. Sex from 7.30am- gone 10am...obviously not constantly but recurring. every position imaginable, we even made our own up it seemed. a tangle of legs, lips and lube. Cuddling, kissing, stroking, talking.

    after a quick break she gets a call...her friend is coming over to collect something. Ah yes, the excuse time to chuck me out i thought? but no, I was told to stay in the room and hide. However i decided upon myself that it was a good time to leave. my energy was seriously sapping by now and i didnt think i could make much a performance in the next round. Plus the hangover was bound to kick in soon!

    finishing off on a high she invited me in the shower with her, we washed each other with hands and sponge, shampoo and conditioner. a final kiss and she dropped me off home. that was it!

    Glad to get that off my chest!!

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    Sounds like a girl with a lot of confidence.
    I have a long time interest in psychology, specializing in relationship dynamics for 30 years.
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    Good times.
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    Do real men actually say things like "I just had to get this off my chest?"
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Do real men actually say things like "I just had to get this off my chest?"
    No. This isn't a man and the story is completely made-up.

    The tell: real men don't use conditioner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doppelmakemelol View Post
    The tell: real men don't use conditioner.

    Truth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by doppelmakemelol View Post

    The tell: real men don't use conditioner.
    This. At best, we use a 2 in 1.

    Why the hell would you take the time to put two things in your hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathias View Post
    This. At best, we use a 2 in 1.

    Why the hell would you take the time to put two things in your hair?
    Assuming this story is true ...

    He was at her house, taking a shower with her, and as a girl she would mostly likely use conditioner, and as such it's not beyond the realms of possibility that they both used it, as a result of her prompting it ;o)

    Assuming this story is true ...

    Also, he may be a guy with luxuriously long locks with metrosexual tendencies :-|
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxmax View Post
    Assuming this story is true ...
    Why would it not be? Tall poppy syndrome eminating from some posts perhaps?
    I use condtioner in my hair, It helps picking up ONS.....

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    Why would it not be? Because any red blooded man would be telling his best MALE friends about this and not confess from behind the safey of his computer, that's why.

    As internet is anonymous i can get if off my chest.
    Unless of course he's married, a priest or a recognizable personality there is no reason why you need to be anonymous about a bloody one night stand. They're quite common, apparently... this happens to be "the best one yet" for him.
    Last edited by Wakeup; 03-09-11 at 02:03 AM. Reason: 'there' vs 'they're' :)
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    I say 'assuming it's true' because everyone else seems to be doubting it.

    My initial comment was not one of doubting whether the post was genuine or not, nor were my subsequent comments.

    Frankly, l don't care if it's true or not.

    Funny how you only seen to read what you want to read these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Do real men actually say things like "I just had to get this off my chest?"
    when they feel guilt for it... such as when someone cheats or knows they did something wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathias View Post
    This. At best, we use a 2 in 1.

    Why the hell would you take the time to put two things in your hair?
    2 in 1 is not really good for your hair, trust me
    "It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!" Jerry Seinfeld

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    Yeah o.k I see your points as valid....I guess he'll come back and clear up doubtful points.......Maybe he wanted an un-biased opinion. I mean we dont know if he was already in a relationship. Lets not put the noose on him just yet.
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    No one is... I'm just saying that there is no point in his wanting to be "bragging" about it here (intead of to his friends) UNLESS he is married, a priest or a recognizable celebrity. In otherwords, his post is illogical and troll-like imo. ;o)
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