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    Crooked penis? How odd is it?

    Hello all,
    I have a penis that curves to the left a little. I have to adjust the way I thrust during sex to make sure it hits the right spot inside of a woman. I have figured out how to use it properly but was just wondering if this is a very rare thing? Are there lots of guys with crooked penis'? I saw a porno one time with a guy who had one that curved WAY up. Do girls get weirded out by this? Mine doesn't point sideways or anything just about a 30 degree curve about halfway down. I probably jerked off too much when going thru puberty and bent the danged thing! Women, give me your thoughts on crooked penis syndrome?!?!

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    a guy who had one that curved WAY up.
    Those kind are good for G-spot stimulation while in the missionary position They even make dildos specifically curved that way for that purpose.

    Anyhoo... It sounds like you have Peyronies Desease which is plaque buildup from an injury that causes the curve. Did some chicky let you slip out when she was on top and your dick did a bendy on you?

    It's not uncommon however; I think you should, just to be on the safe side, see your doctor about it to rule out any medical reason (such as tumours).

    Google "Peyronies Desease" or simply "crooked penis" and I'm sure you'll get lots of info on it.
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    Hmmm. Don't really recall any injuries to my peter. I don't even remember when I first noticed it that way. I just kinda assumed that was how mine was naturally. I think I will try jacking off left handed for a couple of decades and see how it works out!!! hahaha JK.

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    Minor curves are normal. Severe curvature is not. Unless it interferes with function, don't worry about it.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    I think check it out for a health point of view but like wake up says i wouldnt really worry about it from a womans point of view i can only say hubba hubba (drool)
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    I am kinda scared to go show my penis to a stranger. I don't have a doctor that I use regularly because I don't often go to the doctor. I think the last time I went was about 7 years ago. Since it doesn't hurt and doesn't get in the way of sexual performance I guess I just won't worry about it. My girlfriend doesn't seem to care and has even made casual remarks about it and didn't seem like she was making fun or being insulting or anything like that. I guess that I should be thankful that it doesn't point 90" downward!!!

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    everyone's penis has some curvature, none are perfectly straight. it's all genetic (unless injury or a serious disease)

    i'd say in your case the vast odds are that it's just genetic, nothing to worry about because you function fine

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    Curvature is quite common. Mine curves up (more than average but not extremely so)

    I've seen perfectly straight penises as well, though.

    But, they come in a great variety. Curving up/left/right... probably down as well, but not sure if I've ever seen one that way.
    The angle of the penis differs quite greatly too, from pointing straight forward to trying to poke out your own eyes.
    Nothing to worry about.

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    A real woman won't care, if you get to the points of having your pants off around her, she has hopefully already accepted you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerby View Post
    A real woman won't care, if you get to the points of having your pants off around her, she has hopefully already accepted you.

    How could a woman accept you if she didn't know your size? I'm pretty sure if a guy had a tiny penis the woman would bail pretty quickly

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    Minor curvature is normal. Mine curves to the left a bit as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by john1257 View Post
    How could a woman accept you if she didn't know your size? I'm pretty sure if a guy had a tiny penis the woman would bail pretty quickly
    No.....I dated a guy for a few months with the tiniest thing I'd ever seen. It didn't make me like him any less. I didn't stop seeing him because he had a small penis, but for certain aspects of his personality.

    OP......curvature isn't abnormal, unless it's bent straight down or has a sideways 90 degree angle or something.....and I think something that severe indicates an injury.
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    Being curved or bending to one side is pretty common. Don't worry about it, and treat it as an asset. Mine is shaped like a "Z" though. I call him "Zed". Heh. (I'm kidding.)

    So you should use a position where Mr. Happy touches the woman's G-spot. She will go wild for it.
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    Its not the size or curvature angle that worries most women,that is just cosmetic.The important thing is how good he can use it.If you can please a woman with curvature, small, large, thick or thin.If you can please her and you have fun too the cosmetic value is worth crap.Some men have no fore skin, others have a little too much.If it hurts get it checked out if your happy with it what the hell
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