Da wife also sez:
Eating cookies in bed is fine if you dip them in milk first... then the crumbs stay in the glass.
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16-08-11, 10:52 AM #16
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17-08-11, 03:47 AM #17
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Dutch ovens are a no no
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17-08-11, 03:55 AM #18
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Your wife is a very wise woman
Originally Posted by HeartIsAching
Da wife also sez:
Eating cookies in bed is fine if you dip them in milk first... then the crumbs stay in the glass.
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17-08-11, 11:43 AM #19
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dont do the rusty trombone or the clevland steamer..
heres one you can do...
Start doing her doggy style.. then call her by a different womans name.. now she's gonna try and get you off of her... ride her like a dirty bronco for as long as you can... good luck... lol
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17-08-11, 11:47 AM #20
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Do spend money on good pillows.
Don't hog all the blanket.
:p'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.
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17-08-11, 11:49 AM #21
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Never do the brown neck tie or the angry dragon either. Originally Posted by DarkHelmet82
'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.
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19-08-11, 01:13 AM #22
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That's called Rodeo Sex. Originally Posted by DarkHelmet82
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19-08-11, 05:50 AM #23
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Ahhh, so THIS is married life Originally Posted by MaidenMinx
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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19-08-11, 06:25 AM #24
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Do not sleep diagonally.
Don't draw a line on the bed and then say..."That's your side and this is mine. Stay."We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world.
“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” – Lao Tzu
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19-08-11, 06:35 AM #25
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Don't sneeze. Last time that happened I phlegmed a big greeny all over her tits, yo.
Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]
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19-08-11, 06:53 AM #26
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Or The Bucking Bronco Originally Posted by HeartIsAching
That's called Rodeo Sex.'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.
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19-08-11, 06:54 AM #27
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Oh EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! This made me mini-spew. Originally Posted by Kiechi
'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.
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19-08-11, 06:55 AM #28
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Which was probably the best part of you gone...Ha Ha Originally Posted by Kiechi
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19-08-11, 07:06 AM #29
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^ It's alright, your mother didn't mind.
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19-08-11, 08:53 PM #30
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Don't ask him what a 'dirty sanchez' is, you might not like it...(then again!)
"Never make someone your priority, when to them you are only an option"
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