Da wife also sez:
Eating cookies in bed is fine if you dip them in milk first... then the crumbs stay in the glass.
Da wife also sez:
Eating cookies in bed is fine if you dip them in milk first... then the crumbs stay in the glass.
Dutch ovens are a no no
dont do the rusty trombone or the clevland steamer..
heres one you can do...
Start doing her doggy style.. then call her by a different womans name.. now she's gonna try and get you off of her... ride her like a dirty bronco for as long as you can... good luck... lol
Do spend money on good pillows.
Don't hog all the blanket.
:p
'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.
Do not sleep diagonally.
Don't draw a line on the bed and then say..."That's your side and this is mine. Stay."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make our world.
“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” – Lao Tzu
Don't sneeze. Last time that happened I phlegmed a big greeny all over her tits, yo.
Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]
^ It's alright, your mother didn't mind.
Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]
Don't ask him what a 'dirty sanchez' is, you might not like it...(then again!)
"Never make someone your priority, when to them you are only an option"