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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekk_T_Strife
    Sex is nothing compared to the empowering act of eating a living man's intestines...

    Wait, did I say that out loud?

    {walks out of the room}

    yes .. you did.. its evil.. and I like it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by chelsee
    I think a good cure to all our problems would be to just go out and get laid. What do you all think?
    Wouldn't you just want more...and more..and more... and never get enough until it consumed all of your daily energy.

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    nope.. just one good peice of ass will make me happy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chelsee
    nope.. just one good peice of ass will make me happy..
    Would you settle for a mediocre piece?

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    yep, I'll settle for mediocre.

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    sometimes i would. i think that sometimes everyone just needs some ass to make themselves feel better. it doesn't even have to be good. it may not solve you problems, but it sure as hell will make you feel better for a while.

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    So do drugs and alcohol.

    I'm glad I have no such dependence. I depend on self control. Have your mind take care of your state of being.

    Of course..like my co-worker tells me, once you've had a taste of the honey, "it's over!". So I can sympathize but not empathize...unless I got the two mixed up.

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    oh freddie you just need to get laid.

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    Freddie has NO needs. I need food/shelter/water/oxygen..then I'm good. Okay..occasional healthcare, but that's IT. I'm a robot. Emotions are a luxury.

    Actually, really, since I grew up in this system, I'm dependant on that: healthcare, a place to work so that I get money so that I can exchange it for groceries and pay rent. I also buy clothing which I need to keep warm..and to keep out of jail for indecent exposure. Keeping out of jail is a necessity because if I'm in jail, I can't have a job, which gets me money to exchange for groceries and pay rent and clothes, which I wouldn't need if I was in jail, I guess..it'd all be provided. Hmm....so then I guess I really HAVE no needs...but it's a matter of quality of life. I choose what kind of life I want and put it in a mathematical formula that factors in the effort I'm willing to put in and voila, there you go.

    Ha ha..now imagine what kind of posts I'd make if I DID drink or smoke weed. Actually...that would really be interesting...

    Freds

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    Quote Originally Posted by nomas
    Ha ha..now imagine what kind of posts I'd make if I DID drink or smoke weed. Actually...that would really be interesting...

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    I say go do both, just once, and get back to us on it.

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    I'll do the drunk thing..probly not the weed.

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    Weed is lame.
    Heit ist mein taug.

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    ditto! this kid in my Stats class is always going to the bathroom and getting high in the middle of class. or is coming to class late because he is in his care smoking up. one time he did a one hitter when the teacher was out of the room. and i'm all like how f*cking old are you?!? he bugs me

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    I'm not totally against weed...not much more than I am against cigarrettes...as long as they'd do it where I don't have to inhale it. I think you can be perfectly normal as long as you don't have an utter dependence on the substance. I'm just afraid of adiction to substances...I can claim I have a strong will, but you never know until you're in that situation, and I'm afraid to go there.

    Freds

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    Weed makes you feel retarded and smells like an unwashed armpit. What is there to like about it?
    Heit ist mein taug.

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