Funny embarrassing moments

[chica]

Once, when I was dating my boyfriend freshman year of high school, I went to my first homecoming dance. I did something goofy and he held out his hand. I thought he was giving me a sarcastic high five, so I exuberantly slapped his hand.

He looks at me perplexed and tells me, "That's...not how you do it" :O

He wanted me to hold his hand! I felt like such a dumby! All of my friends saw it too, and they still tease me about it.
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Also, when I went to swim resort with my boyfriend later on in high school (different guy), I went down a water slide and my top completely came off! I came out of the slide frantically searching for my top, cupping it against my chest. I went into the corner and tried to fasten it, but it just wouldn't fasten....which caused some more embarrassing "spillage". Two teenage guys glanced over at me and started laughing. Then my boyfriend finally comes down the slide and I ask him to help me. The stupid clasp broke. No wonder I couldn't fasten it....

Man, was it awkward to see those two guys in the hallway later, as one whispered to the other and started giggling. I tried to pretend they weren't there and like the whole thing never happened!

[Incognito]

When I was about 13 or so I was running down a flight of steps in my parents house. I tried to jump down about ten steps and make it through the doorway.... Well it didn't happen and I effectively clotheslined myself when my forehead hit the top of the doorway. It hurt, but all I could do was laugh when I realized how stupid I must have looked as my forehead hit the doorway and then the back of my head hit the stairs after I fell backwards.

[warriormaiden]

^^OW

I have way too many experiences. I am a total and utter clutz.

I was at Barnes and Nobles, and I wasn't really watching where I was going, and I stumbled in to a book display. Books went EVERYWHERE. And I tried to help right them back in to place, but they wouldn't let me.

Then I was at the docs earlier last year, and I was looking at the calender, and it ended up falling. So I bent down to pick it up, and I knocked over that long neck lamp, and then bumped in to the trash can NEARLY causing it to spill over. The nurse just shook her head, and told me to sit down.

Then I was walking one day, pretending I was John Travolta with Staying Alive playing in my head. I tripped, and landed right on my face. Thank god there was no one outside. Probably watching from their windows, though. Just my luck.

[Illusional]

wassup with all these stories that happened years and years ago???

ok, here's something that happened last week in fact....


so i was buzzing my fuzz and when i finally got everything prim and perfect, i went onto the sac. i always trim the sac, but i figured, what the hell, buzz that f*ckers too... hahaha. well that was a bad idea. my freaking sac got caught in the blades, and i and you can guess the ending. honestly it wasn't really that bad though, just a little nick. but when i jumped into the shower, it was an entirely different story. it's not something embarrassing, but it's something that will make you laugh... good times ah?


raverboy

[Incognito]

Ok just a few days ago I was rushing to get down the steps at my apartment. I had to run down about three flights of stairs. Anyway I was skipping about three steps at a time. As I got to the last few jumps I jumped way too hard and skipped about six steps. In that split second before I hit the concrete I thought "s*it! I'll try to catch the last step with my heel". I missed the step hit the concrete and did a front roll over my shoulder. I'm glad there were no hidden cameras because someone would have submitted my disgraceful fall to America's Funniest Home Videos.

[josh44]

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[Incognito]

Just last night I put a was playing ps3 and eating mini peanut butter cups. I played for quite a while since I couldn't figure out something (I was playing Castle Crashers). Anyway when I stopped I stood up to put the controller away and there were the mini peanut butter cups still in my lap. However they had melted since I put off a lot of heat. The brown and dark brown stain looked like I just finished having gay sex through my pants LOL. Everyone laughed and I think the peanut oil permanently stained my gray jogging pants.

[Klim]

I was at school about a week ago when I tripped on something, fell, and slid into someone on accident. He then tripped over me and landed on my back. We both just kept walking after that.

[Snacky7]

Hahahaha, all of these are great. I can't think of too many embarrassing things that have happened to me off the top of my head (although I know there are lots). But a recent one that comes to mind is the typical slip and fall on a patch of ice in the middle campus in between classes--there were a lot of people around.

[bluesummer]

I was at the New York, New York Hotel in Las Vegas. My girlfriend and I ducked into the bathroom to 'go' and freshen up a bit. When I came out of the bathroom stall, I started washing my hands and noticed a few girls coming out of the stalls and smirking. Finally one came over and tapped on my shoulder. I gave her a snotty look because I thought she was going to say something rude, but then she whispered in my ear "Um, your skirt is tucked into your underwear". Sure enough, I was giving the entire women's washroom a full view of my ass. Worse part was, my underwear was this weird see-thru mesh fabric so really, I wasn't leaving anything to the imagination.

I just thank god she stopped me when she did. My girlfriend was ahead of me out the door and I was headed out onto a busy casino floor, and a group of guys we were with were waiting right there.

[Klim]

Happened yesterday:

I got energetic and jumped into bed from across the room. I ended up jumping too hard and too far, and I hit my nose on my pillow leaning against the wall. I got a nosebleed.

Later, my girlfriend noticed I had some blood on my bed and asked if it was "that time of the month".

Looks like I'm doing some laundry next.

[tehwarlock]

Here's something that happened yesterday. I was high with some friends and drinking some 7 Up when my inner voice spoke: 'If you start laughing now, it won't be pretty'. Heard a joke and guess what? I burst into a fountain of soda, through my nose and everything...

[Incognito]

Ha, I remember when I ran into someone that I know while I was with a friend. The guy's last name is 'Gayhead', yes you read that right, lol. Anyway I was out with Ryan and we bumped into him (and his wife), and I introduced them. I was so used to calling him 'Mr. Gayhead' that I didn't think twice about introducing him to my friend that way. As soon as I did Ryan burst out laughing in his face and couldn't stop laughing. He actually had to walk away. I felt SO bad, and embarrassed. Mr. Gayhead and his wife knew exactly why he was laughing, and said that it was alright and went their separate way. Ryan came up to me after they left and said "Man, why didn't you warn me? You might as well have said his name was Mr. Faggothead when you introduced us". It was funny when it was all over, but seeing them as their name was being laughed at was horrible.