Ha! If you even laid a finger on me, I would rip your arm off and smack you with the bloody end. Then I'd shove it up your ass so you can pull your head out of there. If I was that much of a little pushover, I would have had my ass handed to me dozens of times by now. Your overprotective tendencies are really obvious because you're making this personal. And furthermore, I do have lots of respect for my female friends (otherwise I wouldn't have so many!) Nothing I posted could be viewed as disrespectful other than grabbing breasts (see the comment in parentheses about being single) So you can stuff it.